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Michelle Raven Proves Fisting Makes a Lot of Cents

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner
Eating his Christmas pie,
He put in his thumb and pulled out pocket change…

Which was pretty much the nursery rhyme scenario at KSEX Wednesday night when Michelle Raven and Daisy teamed up for some interactive chat room antics that involved Raven’s pussy, Daisy’s right hand and some stink-fisting. Wankus set the table for the event explaining that the last time Daisy and Raven performed something like this, Daisy managed a depth that is recognized by the Elias Sports Bureaus. Wankus didn’t actually say that, but it sounds funny.

Wankus did say that Raven’s vagina can accommodate an entire Yugo. “Haven’t you noticed there’s not many around any more?” said Raven quick with the comeback. Another time on the show, Tony Eveready fisted Raven’s ass while Katie Morgan did her pussy. “They were completely past wrists and everything,” Wankus noted. For Wednesday night’s experiment, Daisy’s wrist was marked indicating her previous depth to see if she could beat her record. Raven was all for it and Daisy recalled the last time as being a very interesting experience.

Wankus asked Raven to lend some by-play this time around so that listeners at home could be educated as to the proper techniques. Wankus said the last time they tried this stunt there was a story to the story. “Michelle was teaching Daisy how to fist her and Michelle had just been fucked,” Wankus explained. “She had fresh jib all inside her. So Daisy takes her hand out and it’s all full of cum. Michelle being the good sport that she is, licked it all off her hand.”

Wankus complimented Raven’s pussy telling her it was looking beautiful. “I could drive a car right out of there.” Raven stressed that it’s important both for the pussy and the hand to be well lubricated. Raven also suggested starting any salvage hunt with fingers one at a time, nice and easy. Raven said Daisy’s nails didn’t bother her. “I like a little pain.” Wankus made another crack about a Yugo and Raven said Daisy’s fingers were in the back lot. “Quote of the day!” Wankus exploded, likening the process to stuffing a turkey. “It’s like walking in the ocean,” Wankus added. “You have that little shallow sand and then it drops.” Daisy was hitting pay dirt as Raven’s gasping moans got more intense. She began to howl. And Wankus observed that Daisy had broken the barrier.

Daisy then interrupted the action to say that she had found something. Wankus asked her what she had. “Change?” said Daisy who produced six cents.
 

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