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Miss Nude Canada Pageant The Finals – Kelly Kayne Does It Again

Toronto, ON, Canada- Tony Batman, reports:

After a full week of naked competition and some of the most elaborate stripper shows in the world, it all came down to the final night at the Whisky Go-Go club in Toronto Canada. The club was packed with judges and customers, and the top 8 girls were poised and ready to give it one more go for the judges and see who came out on top as the new Miss Nude Canada winner.

The first girl was to go on at 9pm and we had everything ready to go, DJ Lizard as he is affectionately known was up stars in the control center like he had been the past few days. It was amazing the calm this guy had as the girls and the stage crew and the managers were all in his ear giving instructions on how the next thing should go. He needed that calm throughout the night as each contestant wanted this light, that light, a strobe flash at this time, a bit of smoke in the air during a certain song. He handled it well and did a great job. DJ Dave and I were down in the crown doing the customary Emcee thing that you know from being any strip club.

It was a fun night for me because before the show my friend Tom took me to downtown Toronto and we had a great steak dinner at a place called Jacobs. They age their meet until it almost turns black and I have to tell you it was great, by aging it for those 5 or 6 extra weeks it makes it so rich you can almost not finish a small steak. We sat next to Mike Bullard who had a Canadian talk show, but I think it got cancelled. Later in the day Tom was telling me that they played the show I was on here in Toronto from my last trip to Canada. All night long in the club, guys were coming up to me telling me they just seen me on the show earlier in the night, Hey maybe I’m big in Canada, I don’t really know, I do know that I had a great time with the people here.

Kelly Kayne was on after that and her show was spectacular again, she was the one that brought down the house the night before during the semi finals. She can do several amazing tricks and moves that I have never seen before in the states. She also has now become only the second girl to ever, in 37 years, win the title of Miss Nude Canada twice. That is a huge accomplishment in that arena.

Now let’s talk about what happened throughout the evening on the finals night.

Its always a tuff gig if you draw the first “on stage” spot in one of these pageants because the judges are just settling in and the crowd is just getting primed to hoop and holler all night. This night had Cameron Cox coming out first and during the semi finals and preliminaries she was doing very well, her abilities were only eclipsed by her pure beauty. Cameron finished third overall

Cali N Taye came on second and did her Phantom of the Opera show again, it was sexy and good just as it was the night I seen it earlier in the week.
Petite and young Love Lee came on next and painted herself John Deere green while riding a little mini tractor, I wonder if those hay bales are still in her hotel room?

Sandra Katz pulled out all the stops with one of the most elaborate costumes and enough props and machines to build your own club, there was enough smoke, bubbles, snow, confetti and soapy bath water in this contest to last me for a full year.

Taylor Tease was another model type beauty who was laying it all out on the line in this nude dance pageant. We can not stress enough the abundance of cover girl beautys we seen at this pageant. It seemed like all of the girls in the pageant were beauty queens who really knew how to dance. Not just average looking girls who could make a move.

Lisa Lopez was up and again rocked the crowd with her Peg Bundy show, funny as hell with the way she carried it off, I like funny. Ashley Tyler come out last and snow queen-ed the stage then set her self on fire then took a bath in a clear tub. The shows were all amazing and you could really tell the thought and time that was put into preparing for this one night.

The judges turned in their score sheets and Chris Lansdale, the pageant owner, took them all in the back to tabulate so we could crown the winner. While the scores were being added up we had a singing group called BluSoul come out and entertain the crowd with a few songs. The guys were there last year and just as they did then, they made the crowd go crazy as they belted out a few hits.

Here are some of the winners and their titles from the 2008/09 Miss Nude Canada Pageant

Miss Nude Canada- Kelly Kayne
First Runner up- Lisa Lopez
Second Runner up- Cameron Cox
Third Runner up- Cali N Taye
Miss Nude Canada Au Natural- Love Lee
Miss Nude Canada Rookie of the year- Taylor Tease

There were about 25 awards given out at the end of the show, things like most beautiful face, best breasts and body. The night did not end until around 4 in the morning and it was a long week all together. I can only imagine the girl’s exhaustion after going through a full week of something like this.

We have to extend a huge thank you to Chris Lansdale and the crew from the Miss Nude Canada pageant, you guys were exceptional and I had a great time again this year. I want to thank the management, DJ’s, and my bartenders from the Whisky Go-Go Club for letting me into your family for the week, you guys rock and everyone in your area should tell you that daily. The girls at the Whisky Go-Go held it together with class, not many people know your average income drops drastically when something like this is held in your club, but it only adds to the mystique and lore of the club, you girls were a joy to be around.
And a big thanks to the Sheik from who took care of me and made sure I was safe throughout the week; you are a true host of the industry.

The full stage and contest photos will be coming in the next day or two, so check back often. Thank you to the photographers Jess, Mike and Kirb for doing a great job.


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