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Moonlite Bunny Ranch Offers LeBron James Free Booty Passes for Life if he Signs with The Lakers

CARSON CITY, Nev. – Everyone wants a piece of LeBron James – including the hookers at a famous Nevada brothel.

King James becomes a free agent on July 1 and New York strip club SCORES has just offered the baller a lifetime of free lap dances if he joins the Knicks.

However, there’s an even better offer available to James courtesy of Nevada-based brothel, The Moonlite Bunny Ranch, if he signs with the L.A. Lakers instead.

Bunny Ranch pimp Dennis Hof says he’s willing to give the basketball stud “free booty passes for life” so he can bed the Bunnies whenever he wants.

Hof likens the booty pass to a handy AAA card, because, in his words, “It’s always there for emergencies.”

He believes his offer tops free lap dances because working girls are “much more honest than strippers” and aim to please, not tease.

Hof thinks James would be much happier playing on the West Coast anyway because both the weather and the girls are hotter.

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