ENCINO, CA – The competitors, known as “Sex-a-letes” are getting ready for the 2004 KSEXgames, set to take place this Saturday, July 31st at an unpublicized private location in Encino. While the final production won’t be released until mid-August [Video-on-Demand] at www.KSEXgames.com, adult production companies are finalizing their rosters and training their stars for what they hope to be the grand poobah of porn accolades, “The GOLDen Shower.”
DVSX, Red Light District, Adam & Eve, Wicked and Private are the companies who have entered into the www.adultDVDempire.com sponsored event and three of them will leave with medals. Third place winners go home with Bronze, Second place Silver and First place GOLDen Shower.
The events include a Topless Potato Sack Race, Porn Star Beachyball [volleyball style event by using a beach ball], NIPple and Slide, Tug-of-Whore and Bitch Fight [full contact wrestling in an inflatable pool].
Promoters of the event want it to be known that although the contests are a bit silly, the participation in each event is VERY real. “Obviously we’re concerned for people’s safety,” KSEX Program Director and event planner Wankus said. “But we are not scripting the winners here. We will be strict on cheap shots and unnecissary roughness but we want these girls to go out and win it for their production company and for bragging rights for themselves. YES, some of these events are stupid and designed to get hot babes bouncing around with their breasts out, but they still require some athletic skills and we want them to give it their all and kick some ass!”
Looking at the rosters, some industry folks have their money on the DVSX team which includes, Gauge, Aria XXX, Renee Pornero, Teagan Presley, Gen Padova and Katrina Kraven [Coached by Sun Chen]. But others have warned not to count out Private and Adam & Eve who also have impressive Sex-a-letes on their rosters.
Private’s team, coached by Skeeter Kerkove, includes Arianna Jollee, Layla Jade, Ashley Long, Avy Scott, Venus, Tyla Wynn and Victoria Givens while Adam & Eve is lead by Puerto Rican hot momma, Carmen Luvana, Alana Evans, Miss Kitty and Latin bombshell, Daisy Marie.
While Wicked brings unarguably some of the most famous porn stars to the games, odds makers don’t feel these women will have what it takes to go home with a medal. Wicked star Kaylani Lei argues, “are you kidding me? The ‘Bitch Fight’ was MY idea and I’m going to get in there and give it all I got…oh…you haven’t seen me mad….oh no…it’s gonna be ON!” In regards to her teammates like sexy superstars Stormy Daniels, jessica drake and Julie Ann, Lei says, “don’t count us out…we’re going to be just fine!”
In a move that has other companies feeling like a curveball is on it’s way down the pike, Red Light District still has NOT submitted their rosters. “I think they’re stacking their team, ” Wankus continued, “and they don’t want anyone to know what they got.” Fortunately for team coaches, promoters are requiring they [Red Light] submit their roster by Wednesday. “I can’t wait to see who they’ve got on their roster…I bet they scouted for weeks,” Wankus closed.
The 2004 KSEXgames should be a blast!
Keep checking www.KSEXgames.com for updates and visit some of the incredible sponsors who helped make it happen like: www.adultDVDempire.com, www.phukphace.com, www.bluekisstv.net and of course, www.KSEXradio.com.