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Porn Valley- Wankus reported that he went to the Jill Kelly Christmas party this past Saturday. While co-ho Rebecca Love yawned, Wankus said that pretty much took the words out of his mouth in summing up the events. For her part, Love said she spent her Saturday night in Washington D.C. ho’ing. Wankus thought it was kind of admirable that Love comes right out and admits to such activity. “It’s the oldest profession in the world- why do I care?” Love answered. “But I don’t sell sex, I sell time.”

Wankus noted that he, along with KSEX Daisy, attended the Kelly party with Tyler Faith who is now a peejay with KSEX. “The plan was Daisy and I were going to be Tyler Faith’s ‘date’ for the thing.” According to Wankus, the plan was for Kelly to pick them up and take them to the party. But, at the last minute, Faith said for Wankus to come over to her house and they’d drive to Kelly’s. “So we did but Tyler was taking so damn long to get ready.”

While thanking Kelly for inviting him, Wankus said the party was held at a typical trendy Hollywood place. “Lines of morons outside. One of those kinds of deals.” It was Wankus’ opinion that he was looking hot and good to go. “But the thing is I kind of felt like one of Tyler’s entourage,” said Wankus. “We were like the little Vietnamese woman walking behind her all night.” Wankus said it wasn’t Tyler’s fault but he felt like some kind of JKP groupie or like one of the contract girls.

“I pictured myself wearing a JKP rhinestone belt buckle. I should have had the cowboy hat on. I really wasn’t her date, I was, like, her accessory.” But Wankus realized that it’s the type of game you have to play in that zone.Wankus said he and Daisy are hardly followers that they’re the kind of people who walk in and take over the room. “It was very uncomfortable.”

Wankus reported that Rachel Worth was talking pictures but there weren’t that many porn stars in the room. “There was a couple of the JKP girls- there was Tyler, Tyra [Banxxx] and Aria was there with Lee Stone. That was pretty much it. Everything else was a bunch of trendy idiots.”

Wankus said he had a good time talking to random strangers and making them think weird things. To one guy, Wankus explained that his job in the industry was counting film frames in porn movies. “Like stupid shit. I was in the mood to fuck with people.”

The original plan, according to Wankus was for him, Daisy and Tyler to go back to the house and fuck. “That was the plan because Tyler wants to be on the Disney list.” [Wankus is auditioning porn stars to share a sex weekend with him for his birthday in January at Disneyland.]

“But you plan a threesome and it falls apart. The excitement’s gone and it’s not there.” Judging from what happened or didn’t, though he didn’t go into his usual detail, it’s Wankus’ suspicion that Tyler dropped on the list of potential nominees for the Disney weekend consideration.

“I think Tyler’s awesome but there’s still that sexual frustration.”


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