Porn Valley- Anton Slayer’s showing me the trailer from This Ain’t The Munsters XXX which he shot a couple of months ago. It’s so dead on to the look of the old TV series that I’m half expecting Universal’s trademark attorneys to show up somewhere in the background with writs and a subpoena.

I don’t see them. But Shawna Lenee as Marilyn is particularly fetching. Slayer says he knew right from the start that he wanted to cast Lenee in the role because of her apparent wide eyed innocence. But Lee Stone as Herman- there’s no two ways about that choice. What with that bull moose jaw.

Slater’s finishing up another porn parody- This Ain’t Gilligan’s Island XXX, the last feature that’s going to be shot at the LFP studios which is closing. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=29049

Another vision of wide eyed innocence and purity is the pigtailed Sindee Jennings who plays Mary Ann in this ensemble. Evan Stone’s convinced that Voodoo’s going to split her “like soft white pine,” especially when his dick goes up her slender ass.

Jason Silver, who’s playing a porn director in the story, pretty much conveys the same suggestion to Voodoo but urges him to do it in 20 minutes because that’s all the tape he’s got left. Silver, who generally works as a production manager, has been moonlighting, lately, as a bouncer. Which makes sense because Silver reminds you of a strong arm Samoan bill collector in a Get Shorty movie.

“You remind me of someone I know from Kansas,” Jennings is telling Voodoo as her character plays up to him.

“An old friend?” he asks.

“No, his dad,” answers Jennings.

Stone wasn’t too far from his assessment. Voodoo’s up Jennings’ backside and her caterwauls could be heard all the way to Bora Bora. During a down moment when Jennings is collecting her thoughts and her ass, Erica McLean, who stops by, is telling me that she’s got this project lined up involving Blue Iris.

Iris, who was regularly featured on the old Extreme Associates website, has now become a Howard Stern regular. McLean said she got this idea in a dream. It will involve porn and freaky circus acts. McLean talked it over with Iris when she ran into her at a recent Gay Pride parade.

But not as freaky as when Slayer’s next handed a bill for $205. Which is what Ryder Skye apparently spent on a red dye job to look like Ginger- one of the Gilligan castaways. Slayer’s eyeballs take a three hour tour in his skull when he sees the amount.

All the major dialogue’s been wrapped up, and now we’re down to the nuts and bolts of the shoot. Or, the pineapples and bananas if you’re keeping in character. Someone kept score on how many bananas and oranges Evan Stone must have consumed the day before.

Stone plays a porn character who lands with a crew on Gilligan’s island, and Stone’s job for the most part the day before was to remain in the background, be giddy and do something with his hands besides latching on to Regan Reese’s available boobs. He ate a lot of bananas.

Slayer’s convinced that Reese is hiding a major brain in her skull and is just acting like a giddy girl with big tits who takes cum loads in her eye sockets. He conveys this thought to Reese who laughs, knowing Slayer’s comments are probably true, and says she does what’s expected of her.

“Besides, I’m a flirt,” she adds.

Reese will have a scene later with Jack Lawrence, www.jacklawrencexxx.com who’s playing The Professor.

To get Lawrence erect, Slayer advises Reese to whisper in Lawrence’s ear during the scene and say, “I’m a naughty little boy.”

Lawrence’s Shelby GT also prompted some talk on the set. Slayer says every time he sees Lawrence’s car, now, he thinks of Dom DeLuise and Burt Reynolds in Cannonball Run.

Someone’s telling a Chasey Lain story about when she showed up for a Hustler MILF trainer movie and was under the mistaken impression that the P.A. was her valet and personal assistant and that she’d be scheduled a separate day for the boxcover shoot.

“She still thinks it’s 1991,” laughs Slayer remembering another time Lain showed up for a shoot, out of her skull, or so the story goes, and 30 hours late from her original call time.

Tony Batman’s taking notes for his report and asks Stone if he’s going to be wrestling in Bakersfield on Sunday in Craig Valentine’s NRPW event.

“I hope so,” answers Stone. “They’re trying to take my belt away from me.”

“Do you win?” Batman wants to know.

“What do you think, these things are rigged?” Stone answers.