Porn Valley- Audrey Hollander’s one of the sweetest ladies going. But it’s my uninformed opinion after observing her up close for the past several weeks that Hollander belongs in a sexual mental ward. And I say this in a nice way.

Except, yesterday, Hollander may have found a partner in crime to share those lonely nights in a padded cell. Her companion would be none other than Hillary Scott. Another nice lady, a pretty lady like Hollander.

In the looks can certainly deceive department, maybe the realization of all this was when Scott, with one of those yellow Rubbermaid gloves you do the dishes with slipped over her tiny hand, sticks it up Audrey’s ass and withdraws, not a soup tureen, but OJ-style specimen samples on the fingertip. Audrey’s licking the glove clean like it was apple taffy.