HAVE YOU SEEN PARIS? Socialite and unintentional porn star Paris Hilton is pulling out of her announced interview next Wednesday on David Letterman’s “Late Show.” Hilton had been booked several weeks ago to promote her upcoming series, “The Simple Life.”

But since then, an old homemade sex video of Hilton and former boyfriend Rick Salomon has turned up on the Internet, creating many red faces and threats of lawsuits. A spokesman said no slight of Letterman was intended, only that Hilton wants to keep a lower profile because of the extraordinary amount of attention she’s received from the video.

Meanwhile, the pundits are coming out of the woodwork. Former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss tells New York magazine that Hilton is “responsible for more breakups than anyone since Marilyn Monroe. My problem is that she should be charging. I see her, and I think, ‘Oh, I’d be making an awful lot of money.'”