WWW- All you people who’ve been sticking pins in your Paris Hilton voodoo dolls must be very pleased with yourselves. It’s been a hellish week for the hotel heiress you love to hate.

Let’s start with her car accident in the wee hours of yesterday morning. Paris and her current shipping-heir boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos, were coming out of an L.A. nightclub when a pack of paparazzi fell upon them.

Behind the wheel of a Bentley and desperate to avoid photogs, Niarchos pulled a jacket over his head and stepped on the gas, only to slam the gleaming sedan into a truck.

A video, obtained by TMZ.com, also shows the car narrowly missing a bystander.

Later, the video shows cops pulling over the damaged car, which also contained Kimberly Stewart and “Laguna Beach” star Talan Torriero.

On the tape, Talan is heard telling police “I’m the only sober one, let’s just go.” After the cops had sent them on their merry way, Paris blew the officers a kiss, saying: “We love the police.”

An LAPD spokeswoman said no police report was filed and didn’t know whether cops gave anyone in the car a Breathalyzer test.

Paris may face a more serious grilling now that she’s been subpoenaed as a witness in a criminal case against Darnell Riley, 28, who has been accused of breaking into the home of “Girls Gone Wild” creator Joe Francis and trying to kidnap him.

Riley has pleaded not guilty. But one of his associates allegedly told Hilton that Riley was in on the job. Hilton apparently isn’t eager to take the stand. “I don’t see what contribution, if any, she’s going to be able to make in that case,” says her rep, Elliot Mintz.