Porn Valley- Playboy Playmate of the Month for December 1982, Charlotte Kemp was a guest of Taylor Wane’s on KSEX Monday night.

But before she brought Kemp on, Wane reported that ClubJenna girl Jesse Capelli was dating a friend of hers, Jo Jo Pellegrino.

“They’re in love- and not a little bit,” said Wane. “They have rock songs on each other’s MySpace’s about each other.”Kemp, as she was introduced, mentioned that she had recently done a layout for Over 40 Magazine. Kemp is French/German/Indian descent. and is going for a breast enlargement in December. Kemp noted that she got a breast reduction after she had just done her Playboy layout. Kemp explained that her mother is very busty.

“All big busted women- if you have natural boobs, they drop,” said Kemp who didn’t want to suffer the fate. Kemp explained that there was a Playmate Forever group with women who have natural breasts.

“And we always talk about girls who have enhancements or natural boobs,” she said. Wane was of the opinion that Playboy, at one time, featured women with the best natural boobs.

“Until the Nineties with the implants- everyone’s fake now. I’m talking about Playboy in its heyday,” said Wane. Kemp explained that she’s also an athlete and since 1993 she has run 33 marathons.

“And I was a pro-am tennis player.” Kemp explained that with her size boobs it was uncomfortable for her to do anything.

“I used to wear big baggy shirts because I was embarrassed- I was a kid,” she said. Asked about her website, Kemp said she took it down because she was going through a custody battle. However Kemp said she has all her Playboy pics that people can order. Wane wondered if Kemp was still on good terms with Hugh Hefner, noting that he tends to get “finicky” when the girls go off on their own. Kemp said for two years you’re under contract no matter what.

“And I was the first Playmate they ever gave a license to, a franchise,” added Kemp. “I had the Playboy running team.” Kemp mentioned that she started writing a book that was going to blow whistles. It’s titled Centerfold Secrets. In one of the stories, Kemp said she walked in on Hefner, another guy and a girl who portrays herself to be very virginal.

“I walked in on him fucking him, fucking her,” said Kemp. Wane wanted to know which guy was fucking which guy and Kemp said she’ll have to read the book.

“I walked in and I go, I don’t think so!” exclaimed Kemp. “How do you not go both ways?” Wane imagined that for people who have 99.9% of women available to them, and with drugs available this is a possibility.

“When you get to that status and you can have anyone you basically want,” said Kemp, “your mind has to go further. The thrill has to go higher, higher and higher. And that’s how you get a lot of people who go into really hardcore kink and everything else because they can’t get enough. You want more and more and you have to get it.”

Kemp emphasized that the stories she’s putting in her book are not alleged.

“Every girl who tells a story has to have a first-hand experience,” she said. “It’s not hearsay. We’re not tying to be slanderous but this is what happened in a lot of our lives.”

Wane told a story about the time she was in a casino in Monte Carlo and some American kids were there.

“They go, oh, she’s a porn star, no you’re not, prove it,” said Wane. “I can’t prove it in here, let’s go outside. So we all go outside and I go, oops, I dropped some money on the ground. I bend over, pull up my skirt and go, stick your tongue up my ass. So I’ve got these young guys tonguing my ass in the middle of the street in Monte Carlo. I had these guys there for ten minutes bobbing for apples in my sphincter. You can make guys do almost anything.”

Kemp and Wane then got on a discussion about several rock stars. Kemp said Vince Neil was a sweetheart and that Sting was a pretentious asshole. Wane said she met Sting as well and he seemed pompous. There was a discussion about Sting’s claims that he could have sex for 20 hours, and co-host Dick Nasty said his dick would fall off if that were true.

“I do this for a living and it gets sore.”

Kemp said she likes short bouts of sex, that if she has long sex she gets bored. Nasty said he prefers that as well but in his private life manages to find women who want to be pounded two hours through a headboard.

“I’m there expiring on the bed,” he laughed. “I need oxygen.”

Wane wanted to get back to the fact that Kemp was getting her boobs done. Kemp said she wanted to get a lift plus an implant. Wane thought they looked perfect as they were. Kemp mentioned that she was getting the job done by a Doctor Madijian in Calabasas who’s never been sued.

“He does know what he’s doing,” said Kemp. “He’s a nice guy, very professional. He’s not sleazy like the Beverly Hills guys.”

Kemp said she had about twenty videos coming up that would be available on another website yet to be built.

“I just started doing these awhile ago,” she added. Kemp said they were going to sell for $49.95.

Kemp added that she also did a health and fitness video with Playmate ’71, Cathy Rollins.

“She’s 57 and looks fabulous,” said Kemp. “Basically I was tired of seeing all these health and fitness videos with all these young chicks. I’m not going to look like that ever again. What am I going to do, liposuction?” Being an athlete her whole life, Kemp said she just wanted to target women her own age.

“I’m a working mother, I have a child; I work my ass off,” Kemp continued. “I don’t like going to the gym. It’s a pain in the ass. It takes three hours every time you go there. And you buy this equipment that you end up using as a coat rack. So I’m trying to say these are simple, easy things you can do in your home.”

Kemp said the commercials for the video will start running nationally, December 5.

Asked if she had a MySpace page, Kemp said she was going to look into doing that. Wane was admiring some of Kemp’s photos when she posed for Playboy and Kemp noted that Ken Marcus photographed her and shot almost everything that she did.

Kemp also appeared in a famous horror movie titled Frankenhooker in which she plays the head hooker. It was also mentioned that Kemp loves anal sex. She discovered so in her early Thirties.

“There’s something about it- there’s a feeling- I just like it,” Kemp said, noting that she doesn’t like huge [fat] cocks.

“I’m very small anyways,” she said. According to Kemp she was with a guy who was huge and had to leave him because she couldn’t do it any more. Kemp said if you love someone size shouldn’t enter the equation. Dick Nasty observed that women’s pussies were all about three-inches deep.

“After that it stretches out so size doesn’t matter,” he stated. “If I can fill your cervix with my finger you can’t be more than three inches deep.” Wane talked about how she fisted a girl and it was like putting her arm up a turkey. When the vagina size argument got completely out of control, Nasty said he was talking about something he heard from a doctor on radio and didn’t know any of this for a fact.

For her part, Wane said she was a size queen and liked the pain.

Not mentioning names, Kemp said she once heard about a rock star who’d fuck his wife in the ass and he was so big, she had to have her anus sewed up three times. To which Wane said the anus wasn’t meant to stretch like the vagina.In similar context, Wane talked about a porn friend of hers- Rebecca Wild.

“Three children this girl who weighs 99 pounds?” said Wane. “A skinny little girl, three natural childbirths. She had a tiny vagina before she gave birth and it was tiny after.”