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PopPorn.com Lobbies for Stoya as Best New Starlet

Philadelphia- The morning after the nominations for the 2009 AVN Awards were announced, adult blog, POPPORN.com has started a grassroots movement lobbying for Digital Playground contract star, Stoya™ to win Best New Starlet.

After winning Best US Newcomer at Venus Berlin, the porcelain skinned, raven haired minx has been the talk of the town and has been seen by throngs of fans during the Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge promotional tour. The POPPORN.com site supports its insistence thusly:

We’re excited because she is pretty much the anti-thesis to the standard adult star and a win for her would be a true testament to the changing tastes and diversity within the adult industry. That’s not to say there aren’t some other, very impressive stars up for this award. Lexi Belle, Faye Reagan and other POPPORN favorites are all worthy and unique performers in their own right, however in Stoya, we find the perfect balance of smarts, creativity, personality and fuck talent. So we would like to give you, ten reasons why POPPORN.com believes Stoya should win Best New Starlet:

10. First of all, she won Best US Newcomer at Venus Berlin this year. That’s kinda like Best New Starlet right? Besides, the Europeans are always fashion forward. Except for those Germans, those folks still dig the California Raisins.

9. Her invisi-nipples… ‘nuff said.

8. She single-handedly brought natural beauty to the Beacon of Silicone that was Digital Playground.

7. All the other nominees are so insecure that they need two fuckin’ names…not our Stoya™!

6. She said she’ll “pull MEAT BALL’s scrotum until he’s able to clamp his teeth down on it” if she doesn’t win and MEAT BALL’s scrotum can’t handle anymore trauma this year.

5. This poor girl has had to fuck Chuck Dera more than once this year.

4. She’s the only nominee who’s ever put part of BUCKTON in her mouth (No, not that part you pervs!)

3. We’re pretty sure that when she shits, golden roses come out.

2. Her acting performance in Pirates 2 was only outdone by Steven St. Croix. You know, it’s the whole “less is more” thing rather than the “too much is waaaaaay too fuckin’ much” approach.

1. Once she wins, POPPORN.com will be able to ride her coattails of success all the way to the top of Mt. Porno and then we can dump her for Jesse Jane and finally get started on our Two Towers porno remake.

So there you have it folks. We encourage you to spam the living shit out of AVN to make sure our gal Stoya wins this year.

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