Porn Valley- Julie Night celebrated porn star karaoke with her first ever [she says] shot of Wild Turkey. It must have gone down very well because Julie was flashing quite often and being, overall, very frisky. Earlier at KSEX, Julie had another run in with a bird when she and Chef Jeff double teamed a Cornish game hen on the Violet Blue show. Not to be outdone, even by herself, Julie also did a scene this week for a feature titled Squeal Like a Pig that included Mr. Pete and Steve Holmes in which they all fucked on a pile of manure – or a reasonable organic facsimile that gave off similar fumes. In the scene, Julie had to wear a pig nose. Julie was saying that her mother used to hang out at Sardos and first brought her when she was like 6 or 7. Julie was also saying something about establishing a tit fund to raise money to get herself implants.
Earlier in the evening when asked to check his name against the guest list, Dick Smothers gave his name. “I bet you get that all the time,” Seymore the manager at Sardos told Smothers, noting the similarities of a famous name. When informed, Seymore said he had no idea that was really father and son. Later in the evening it appeared that Gauge had a run in with Seymore when she brought a video camera in and was told [she said] that it was going to be confiscated. Gauge also said something to the effect that Sardos was an empty shit hole before porn stars such as herself started drawing people and that the whole incident should have been treated more diplomatically.

You could feel some palpable tension when the Sweets walked into Sardos Tuesday night. Feeling the need to set even more records straight, The Sweets- Ryan and Summer, were saying that The Sports Swami has been passing around some incorrect information about them, more recently their involvement with Adult Stars Management. The Sweets said they had a chat with Adult Stars Management about repping them but the talks never went beyond that.

According to Don Hollywood, Inside Edition airs the piece on him this Friday, 3:30 pm on Los Angeles’ Channel 9.

Wally Wharton made her first visit to porn star karaoke mentioning that she was trying to drag long time friend, Nikki Sinn, along with her, but no dice. Wharton reports that Nikki is now married and started going into a bizarre story about Nikki’s former boyfriend, Ron Sullivan and a chicken pot pie and the lack of chicken, thereof. In the future, all such mentions of birds will be passed along to Violet Blue.

Dee and The Fatmen may shape up as a pretty interesting evening tomorrow night. Kendra Jade [sporting a very different look] is slated to be a guest co-ho and Skeeter Kerkove is supposed to come on the show and give the lowdown as to what really happened at Sin City.

Frankie LaRue dressed me down royally for reporting her saying that Jeremy Steele was her ex-boyfriend. Frankie said she was incensed to be romantically linked to Steele, although several eyewitnesses told her they heard exactly the same comments as was rekayed on this page.

And, in a manner similar to the legendary Flying Dutchman, “the limo man” – all 90 years of him- continually pursues the Dago Bomber for money he claims the Bomber still owes him. And he was at Sardos last night trying to collect. The story is the limo driver would take DB and his KSEX buds around the city to various events and is under the impression the Bomber has a limo account to settle. The general impression is that the Bomber either stiffed him or the limo guy is a psycho.