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Riding the Wild Cock

Las Vegas- Ray Pistol’s Talk of the Town strip club in Las Vegas could really be the talk of the town by year’s end depending on two projects that are in the research stages.

One of Pistol’s idea involves a mechanical bull and acquiring one to modify into the world’s biggest penis ride. “We’re going to rip the mechanical bull off the top of it and keep all the gearing,” Pistol explains. “We’re going to put a big cock on it. And then it’s ‘Ride the Wild Cock’. It’s much better than strippers getting up there and taking off their clothes.”

Pistol envisions two modes of operation. “One, they can dance on it,” he says. “The second thing, is, we can literally have competitions with a first prize of $200, turn that sucker on and see if they can hang for ten seconds.” With all the kick and turn involved, and money certainly not the issue, Pistol sees strippers being thrown every which way. “I think it’ll be a real crowd pleaser. They got it down now to where the bull riders use these to practice with.”

Asked if Gilley’s were having an Urban Cowboy garage sale, Pistol said there are manufacturers of such items but that he would have to have a special 5-foot length cock with a 2-foot diameter made to accommodate the mechanism. Not to mention a hefty bankroll as a prize for taking it in the ass.It was suggested to Pistol that a trip to Vegas will now necessitate a visit to the world’s largest thermometer and the cock ride.

But on tastes that may be far more pleasing to the aesthete, Pistol said he found a sculptor in Spain who specializes in Marilyn Monroe mannequins. “She crafted a bust that I saw that was great, and I’m having her craft a figure to look like Marilyn in The Seven Year Itch,” Pistol says.

“Then I’m going to have another company work on the animation so that she can wave at you and talk to you. And as you walk up she’ll have a chip whereby she’d say, hi, what’s your name- and say ten different things to you.” Pistol’s idea is to put Marilyn outside his club and see how many traffic accidents he can cause. If nothing else, Pistol said Marilyn and the cock ride will wind up as props in Arrow movies
 

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