from www.chigaotribune.com – Yes, that’s the lovely Giovana Huidobro, the Nation’s Capital’s suddenly famous cigar-bar hostess, in the cool blue bikini, above.
And yes, she is Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr.’s suddenly famous “social acquaintance” about whom I write in today’s column. The pin-up shot is one of a bunch to be found at a Peruvian cheesecake photo site mentioned in a Washington Post effort to provide a profile on the mystery woman. It now becomes part of my shameless effort to attract your eyeballs to my blog site.
Will the sudden emergence of a blonde bombshell derail Rep. Jackson’s political future with black women? My fellow column-writing Tribune buddy John Kass eloquently raised that possibility here. I caution in my column to remember the O. J. Simpson prosecutors who assumed black female jurors might want to throw the book at the Juice out of resentment over his white blonde wife. Things didn’t work out that way at all.
Even so, take it from me: There’s a lot of chatter in black barber shops about JJJ’s bombshell as “black man’s kryptonite,” an old politically incorrect black community joke dramatized by Denise Richards as “White She-Devil” in this scene from Eddie Griffin’s hilarious and now remarkably prophetic black take on Austin Powers in 2002 Undercover Brother.
IMDB movie tagline: “…When ‘The Man’ tries to derail a black candidate’s presidential campaign, Undercover Brother and his fellow secret agents come to the rescue.” Hmmm…. Question is, can anyone rescue the junior Jackson’s mayoral hopes???