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The Richard Nixon Watergate Cover-up award goes to Emerson Elementary School in Compton California.
This week former porn star Sasha Grey [pictured] participated in the “Read Across America” program in which she read a book to a group of first graders at the school. Shockingly, when several parents found out about this, they protested to the principle.
At first the principle denied that Grey took part. Unfortunately, several pictures of Grey reading to the children were posted on TMZ. Oops.
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The Pop Warner in the Ass award goes to Jerry Sandusky.
Sandusky is the former Penn State assistant football coach charged with sexually abusing eight boys over 15 years on and around the Penn State campus. He was caught at least twice showering with young boys including seen, allegedly, having anal sex with one of those young lads.
The I’m a Gutless Coward award goes to Penn State assistant coach Mike McQueary.
Hypothetical question, class: You are in a locker room and hear the shower on. You look into said shower and see a grown male engaged in anal intercourse with a young boy.
Do you (A): do everything humanly possible to stop this attack including beating the hell out of the adult and calling the police or (B) back out without saying a word thus allowing the bastard to continue assaulting the young boy.
If you answered ‘B’ you and Mike McQueary have a lot in common and I hope you both get run over by a bus.
The “I should have been retired 20 years ago but my football team makes millions of dollars for Penn State and sure, I may have passed the buck with one of my assistant coaches who is accused of being a child molester, but, nonetheless, I still kept him on my staff because he knows all the deep dark secrets of my football program and as early as this past spring, Sandusky continued to represent Penn State while recruiting players for the university” Award goes to Joe Paterno.
Pennsylvania’s senators, Democrat Bob Casey and Republican Pat Toomey, have rescinded their endorsement of fired football coach Joe Paterno for the prestigious Presidential Medal of Freedom, I hope JoePa will still accept our coveted award.
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The Papa Smurf Emeritus Media Whore award goes to OC Modeling and its co-owner, Sandra McCarthy.
This week some broad named Mariah Yeater claimed that Justin Bieber knocked her up after a concert in LA. Bieber’s attorneys are calling bullshit by offering to serve up a DNA test.
Taking a page out of Papa Smurf’s book: How to Get Mainstream Press While Still Looking Like an Idiot, OC Modeling announced they want to sign Yeater to a porn contract even before the paternity test comes back.
OC Modeling could have received the Einstein award, but since I’ve never heard of this outfit before, I give them credit for getting their name out there and beating Papa Smurf to the punch.
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Dope of the Week goes to the mother in Massachusetts who auditioned her naked 10 year-old on the Internet. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=51562
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> The Miss Piggy Naked Pics/Blowjob Defamation Lawsuit; “This is How Beauty Queens Lose Their Crowns” –
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> Sandusky Scandal Pre-Empts ESPN Maturbation Lawsuit –
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> Report: The Porn Memorabilia Market is Growing –
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> The Brass Balls of Joe Francis; He Now Claims Forgery in Gambling Debt Case –
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> Harry Mohney Was Going to Get Sued So He Sued First; Erotic Heritage Museum Lawsuit Has More To It Than Meets the Eye –
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> The Real Reason Yale Banned ‘Sex Week’ – Alptraum, in fact, told me that Sex Week 2010 “was a bit too much of a porn week rather than a sex week.”
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> Sasha Grey: I Will Not Quit Reading to School Children – “I believe in the future of our children, and I will remain an active supporter and participant in education-focused initiatives.”
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> Playboy model sues Oscar De La Hoya over kinky drug fuelled Cross Dressing sex party – She told news that De La Hoya aka Goldie allegedly did a great Liza Minnelli impersonation. “It was for laughs. I don’t think there is anything wrong with it. I don’t believe he’s gay.”
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> ‘It was brutal’: Jessica Biel on seeing her naked body plastered all over internet in stripper film flop – ‘It was brutal for a while. There was so much more that we put into it.’
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> Blowjob Mom on 20/20 – Linda Lusk, now 51, concedes that her relationship with Bubba crossed a line — but the alleged oral sex, she maintained, never happened.
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> Sandusky Seed Extends to San Antonio – The indictment states, “Sandusky did threaten to send him (Victim 4) home from the Alamo Bowl in Texas when Victim 4 resisted his advances.”
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> Book Dirty! Dirty! Dirty!: Five Dirtiest Secrets of the Porn Mag Industry, From Hugh Hefner to Larry Flynt – Vogue Editrix Anna Wintour once worked for a women’s pornographic magazine run by Hustler founder Bob Guccione’s wife.
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> Update: Photos Are Proof, But Emerson Elementary School is Denying Sasha Grey Read to First Graders – Angry parents fired back at the school’s decision, complaining to the PTA, who then contacted the school’s principle.
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> In Phoenix this Weekend: Dave Attell Talks Political Correctness, Porn and Self-Loathing before his Stand-Up Live Gig –
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> Sasha Grey Reads to 1st Graders, School Attempts Cover-Up – TMZ has obtained photos of Sasha reading children’s books at Emerson Elementary School in Compton on November 2nd … participating in the Read Across America program.
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> Trial Reset in Moonlite Bunny Ranch Prostie’s Murder – Tyner faces six counts of first-degree murder because Phillips and another victim were pregnant. He has pleaded not guilty.
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> Mother Allows Her Ten-Year Old Daughter to Pose Nude then Calls Other People Sickos – “There are sickos out there, and they let them go. But I get locked up. I’m a victim,” the woman said in a brief interview.
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> Papa Smurf Beaten to the Punch; Alleged Bieber Baby Momma Offered Porn Contract – “Justin might have already done the whole f@ck a fan thing, but we want to make her even more famous. We hope she accepts the offer.”
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> Police: Woman Hid Crack Cocaine in Vagina – She now faces charges of grand theft auto, possession of cocaine and introduction/possession of contraband into a detention facility.
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> Low-Fare Airline Ryanair Considers Showing Porn on Flights – The airline won’t be broadcasting the adult movies on the back of the seats.
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> Crazy Broad Jailed in Bizarre Sex-Related Stabbing – Rebecca Chandler, 22,[She doesn’t look too nuts] was being held in the incident, which may also have involved satanic or occult practices.
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> Penn State Fires Legendary Coach Paterno – The moves were made “in the best long-term interests of the university,” said John P. Surma, vice chairman of the trustees.
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> Kaley Cuoco talks to Playboy About sexy men, walking naked – “I want a guy who (can) … be as bold as I am.”
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> Publicist: When Speaking to Mr. Flynt, Do Not Ask Stupid Questions and You Must Observe Proper Protocol – Like Dorothy before me, I was off to meet the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of smut, and since red clashes with everything, I opted to don my shiny silver sneakers.
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> Woman Hacked Ex-Playboy Playmate’s E-Mail, Swiped Racy Photos Of Baseball Star Grady Sizemore – Some of the 15 pilfered photos of Sizemore, 29, showed him posing shirtless in front of a mirror, iPhone in hand.
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> Playboy TV UK Fined for Offensive Ads – Ofcom ruled that 10 TV ads promoting the adult chat services, which were not behind a restricted access paywall for explicit content, were in breach of broadcasting rules.
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> High Ranking D.C.Babe Validates Herman Cain Sex Harassment Charges – “These allegations can be considered together as a body of evidence.”
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> Morton’s Steakhouse Lawsuit: Employee Put Asparagus Down His Pants and Served it to Customers – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=51537
> XXX Domains Land Rush Phase Begins – The so-called “landrush” phase signifies the true launch of .xxx websites, which are designed to provide more transparency around Internet pornography.
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> XXX Wasteland Interviews Julie Simone –
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> Rugby Jock Says Stroke Turned Him Gay – “It sounds strange, but when I came round I immediately felt different,” Birch told the paper.
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> NY Times: Joe Good as Gone in Wake of Young Lads in Showers Sex Abuse Scandal – Jeff Nelson, Penn State assistant Athletic Director, announced to more than 100 journalists waiting in line for coach Joe Paterno’s press conference on Tuesday, that the conference had been canceled.
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> Jenna Presley Visits Stern; Wins $5,000 in the Dumber Than a Box of Rocks Contest; Makes $2K an Hour Escorting She Says – Howard asked Jenna if she was wearing panties today. She said she was. Baylee was wearing panties too. Britney was pantyless. Howard told her to prove it so she did.
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> Fifth Woman in Cain Sex Scandal; It’s All Over Casanova – Cain exhibited no inappropriate sexual behavior during the dinner, though he did order two $400 bottles of wine and stuck the women with the bill, she said.
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> Michael Vick Naked Pics on the Internet? – Negotiations are currently being made for the photos between this individual and other sites, with TheUrbanTwist NOT being one of those sites.
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> Playboy to consolidate L.A.-area offices with 45,000 Square-Foot Beverly Hills lease; $180K a Month – “We bought the project with the expectation we would be attracting premier media and technology companies,” said Mark Laderman, regional managing director for Tishman Speyer.
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> Herman Cain Vows to Set the Record Straight as Accuser Sharon Bialek Goes on National TV – “There is not an ounce of truth to all these allegations” and the graphic account from Sharon Bialek [pictured] is “totally fabricated,” the Georgia businessman told late-night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel.
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> Juicyjackie.com BBW describes horror after discovering her ‘scary’ image was used to promote Ashley Madison dating site – To add insult to injury, body shaming, she says, is being used to promote infidelity.
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> A Look Inside The Sex Industry With The Porcelain Twinz –
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> Melina Mason, Charmane Star and Seymour Butts Interviewed at Exxxotica NJ –
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> Penn State Child Sex Abuse Scandal Engulfing Revered Paterno – “I think you have the moral responsibility, anyone. Not whether you’re a football coach or a university president or the guy sweeping the building. I think you have a moral responsibility to call us.”
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> Strip Club Dancers, Manager Busted for Pot Sales – All were booked into the Mohave County Jail in Kingman.
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> Boxing Great Smokin’ Joe Frazier Dead at 67 – “You can’t mention Ali without mentioning Joe Frazier,” said former AP boxing writer Ed Schuyler Jr. “He beat Ali, don’t forget that.”
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> Canadian Stripping Industry Fuming Over Fingerprinting Proposal – Adult Entertainment Association Executive Director Tim Lambrinos says fingerprinting is an invasion of privacy that could create a labour shortage.
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> Cynthia Myers: Burt Lancaster Got Her a Part in They Shoot Horses Don’t They?; Her Memories of Beyond the Valley of The Dolls – She began to notice that her startlingly voluptuous figure was attracting male attention “very early,” she chuckles.
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> Another Philly-Prostie Raid; Anal Sex was the Specialty – “If you would have asked me a year ago if this was a problem, I would have said no,” LaTorre said. “But in the last few months I’ve gotten so many letters to me about what’s going on that it appears to me it is now a rampant problem.”
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> Will Porn Boost Google TV Viewership? See the Demo –
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> A Good Story is Worth Repeating: Harry Mohney Was Going to Get Sued So He Sued First; Erotic Heritage Museum Lawsuit Has More To It Than Meets the Eye –
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> With Four New Stores on the Drawing Board, Jimmy Flynt leaves Hustler name behind, plans expansion – All will operate under the Jimmy Flynt name.
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> Vivid Launches a Google TV Channel –
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> Chyna On Howard Stern; Talks About Anal Sex and Her Porn Movie –
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> Larry Flynt Appears at Virginia Film Festival – Flynt’s dismissive tone indicated he does not hold either Bachmann or Palin in high regard.
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> Surprise, Surprise, Gloria Allred Surfaces in Herman Cain Sex Story as Fourth Accuser Comes Forward – The accuser is expected to break her silence at 1:30 p.m. at the Friar’s Club in New York City.
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> Coming November 23rd: A Movie We Have to See: My Week with Marilyn – ‘The other day, someone asked me how I got her sadness,’ Williams said ‘I don’t think I ever cried so much for somebody I didn’t know.’
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> Sports Monday Morning Continues: Update on BiBi Jones Sports Scandal –
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> College Football is Big Biz That’s Why Penn State Swept Kiddie Porn Under the Rug – “Jerry is very, very depressed, he is very upset, he’s very distraught about the charges and allegations,” Amendola said.
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> Playboy Playmate Cynthia Myers Dies: Starred in Beyond the Valley of the Dolls – “I’m saddened by the news of the passing of beloved Playmate Cynthia Myers, Miss December 1968.” No details about the cause of death have been released yet.
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> Penn State AD, Administrator Step Down Amid Sandusky Child Sex Scandal – “This is a case about a sexual predator who used his position within the university and community to repeatedly prey on young boys,” state Attorney General Linda Kelly said Saturday.
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> Nittany Loins – Kiddie Porn Scandal at Penn State: Big Joe’s Once Heir Apparent Likes Little Joes, Anal Sex – Sandusky, 67, was arrested Saturday and released on $100,000 bail after being arraigned on 40 criminal counts.
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