Porn Valley- If you could stand it, there was three hours of Jason Sechrest on KSEX Friday Night. In addition to his own show, Sechrest, www.jasoncurious.com, also covered the 7 to 9 pm slot held by Wankus. And Shannon Kelly was his co-host.

Sechrest described Kelly as a girl with a vagina.

“I adore the Tory Amos red hair,” Sechrest told her. Kelly thought that being a fan of Amos was probably a gay-thing.

“I know who she is but I don’t listen to her.” Kelly mentioned that she was 31 and her website is www.shannon-kelly.com. [good luck trying to connect]. She’s also been doing boy-girl scenes for about a year and fetish for five.

Defining the fact that she’s “a pain slut,” Kelly said she likes receiving it.

“I’m not a switch- I don’t get off on dominating,” she said.

“Do you like to get punched and shit?” Sechrest asked.

“Not punching- that’s totally different; that’s brutalizing,” replied Kelly. “I like really hard bondage.”

Out of the blue, Sechrest asked Kelly if she ever had a miscarriage or abortion. She said neither one.

“I can’t have kids,” she said. “I learned that when I was 14.” Sechrest wanted to know the circumstances.

“I got really sick,” Kelly said, noting that she had a scarring of the uterus.

“Actually it works out quite well,” she added. “I can do cream pies. I don’t have to take the pill. I don’t get fat. I don’t have to get a shot every three months. I don’t like little fuckin’ kids anyway.”

Sechrest wondered if she got the sickness from a rape.

“It’s cysts on your ovaries and every woman gets them,” Kelly explained, noting that she started having her period at the age of nine.

“I started my period but I stopped growing,” she said. Continuing a game of 20 questions, Kelly said she generally listens to Reggae.

“It’s relaxing,” she said. “I worked for a circus in Jamaica and I never really get out of that circus-Jamaica mode. It’s a nice place to be. It’s my world.” Kelly also said she loved the massively hung Jamaicans.

“The big bamboo,” she laughed. “We love it.” Kelly explained that in the circus she breathed fire, did fire shows and worked on a trapeze. Sechrest mentioned Jennifer Steele and Kelly said she did her very first scene with Steele.

“She’s one of the coolest chicks I’ve met in porn. I thought she was really rad. I met her in Phoenix, actually.”

Kelly wondered who was the coolest chick in porn in Sechrest’s opinion. Sechrest feels that Skye Blue is really down to earth.

“I think she’s a great performer and underrated in every one of her talents in our business,” said Sechrest. “I think she’s a good person. I think she’s been fucked over by a lot of people. She always seemed like a very, very cool chick to me.”

Sechrest wondered who was the male performer that made Kelly cum multiple times.

“There’s two, actually,” she answered. “Jean Valjean- he’s a good, dirty fuck. And there’s something about the way he chokes me and fucks me. And Lee Stone. A big strong man. He manhandles me and throws me around.”

Sechrest said he used to like Stone until Lee apparently became a cartoon character of himself.

Kelly asked if Sechrest were a pitcher or a catcher and Sechrest admitted that he couldn’t get into catching. Whereas Kelly said she loves anal sex. On the subject of sexual activity in strange circumstances, Kelly said she’s been pissed on in the shower.

“But that doesn’t count.” Kelly went on to say that nothing’s really strange to her but she enjoys having sex in public.

“I like fucking in the middle of the dance floor with a bunch of people around me- to me that’s hot. That’s kind of unexpected. Fuck me right now and lift up my skirt. That’s hot.” Kelly said even better with a stranger.

“And I love sex while driving,” she added. “I’m just the right size. I can do three or four positions on the guy while they’re driving because I’m so small. Jean Valjean- 60 miles an hour going down Ventura Blvd. It was just hot.” Kelly hastened to add that it was not on camera.

Asked if he could fuck anyone of the male talent, Sechrest said it would be pretty cool to have sex with Julian.

“I’m not saying he’s the hottest out there because I think there’s way hotter guys out there- Erik Everhard. There’s tons of guys. But he was one of the first guys- before I even got into porn- I saw him. He was my first porn crush. To have your first porn crush come true? That would be pretty cool.”

Kelly then asked Sechrest who he thought was the biggest prick in the business- talent, agent, whoever.

“Like someone who’s a total ass?” asked Sechrest. “I give a lot of people the benefit of the doubt. I think Kurt Lockwood is on his way. When Kurt Lockwood starts to lose me as a fan, yeah, you’ve gone a little overboard. Maybe him. Honestly who’s been the biggest prick to me personally? Is Lee Stone.

“I’m sure he’s a pretty big homophobe,” Kelly agreed.

“He’s a huge fuckin’ homophobe,” Sechrest continued. “He was on a set with me. I was on a set with Jenna Jameson and he was supposed to have sex with someone else that day on that set. And they were doing behind the scenes interviews for Vivid. They were going around interviewing people and they came to me. They were going what are you like in your private life? I’m like Lee Stone and I are very happy together. Lee Stone was standing right next to me. I was like we’ve been together for 12 years now and we still find a way to make sex exciting all the time. I was obviously kidding.

“He starts pointing his finger at me: “Get that fuckin’ shit off! You can run your mouth but that shit’s going to be all over the gossip columns! I was, dude, I was kidding.”

According to Sechrest, Jameson came in the room and dressed Stone down.

“I will never let you on any set for me ever again. She totally let him have it.”

Kelly’s version of the question included Derek of LA Direct.

“Derek would be the only one that I’ve had words with,” said Kelly noting that he apparently treated her like some dumb broad that needed a babysitter.

“There’s a couple of girls I don’t like because they’re just complete cheese-skank hos,” she added. “Tiffany Holiday and Chelsea Zinn. They’re two compelete crackheads. I run into them out and about a few times. They bounce off the walls- crazy crackheads.”