NYC, New York- It’s the greatest city in the world, the city that never sleeps, and, as old blue eyes himself Frankie Sinatra once crooned, if you can make it there, you can make it anywhere. Truly there is no place in the world as singular and amazing as New York City. From the Empire State Building to the famous New York City public library to the Statue of Liberty, Manhattan is full of attractions that leave visitors marveling in awe.

Last Friday the Big Apple had a different kind of attraction, as five world-renowned porn starlets assembled inside the green room of the Howard Stern Show located in the austere looking Infinity Broadcasting building on 57th street.

The skit, entitled ‘The Porn Star Beauty Pageant,’ involved all five lascivious young ladies attempting to recreate the salacious noises they make on film. Howard claimed that Aurora Snow, Taylor Rain, Rene Pornero, Kami Andrews, and Railee were all picked to take part in his historic contest because of the incredible sounds they make in their porn videos.

Howard played a clip of High Pitch Eric where he reenacts all of the girls’ catchphrases in one big monologue and Howard unleashed some new songs that incorporate all the porn noises the girls do so well.

Aurora, also affectionately known as ‘Contestant #4,’ was competing based on the amazing “duck” sounds she makes while performing fellatio that Stern in shock as “almost not human.” According to Howard Stern Aurora is the owner of the most played clip on his ever-controversial nationally syndicated radio show.

The judges for the contest were Gianni Russo, resident show pervert and longhair Richard Christy and John the Stutterer. Gianni is best known for playing Carlo in the Godfather.

Howard played a couple of song clips from Led Zeppelin and Van Halen with Aurora quacking along in tune. Then, with the help of a banana, Aurora set out to reenact her scene.

After expertly throat fucking herself on a banana in an effort to recreate the sound, Howard asked Aurora what the most important invention of the last century was. Without hesitation Aurora answered that she believed that stem cell research was. Before giving his score, Gianni noted that he would never be able to pass by the banana display at the supermarket without thinking of this moment. Gianni then gave Aurora a perfect 10, John gave her a 7 and was even able to let everyone know that he wished he was the banana, and Richard gave her an 8.

The pageant was sponsored by HushDVD.com, who put up the $5000 cash prize for the winner.

After the skit was over and the winner crowned, Howard’s co-host, Robin Quivers, walked over and shook Aurora’s hand, thanking her for coming to the show. The Sin City contract director and starlet then reposed to the green room to pose for pictures with the other girls, sign autographs for the judges, and hand out free Sin City merchandise and t-shirts.

Despite being beat by a narrow margin, Aurora displayed her characteristic enthusiasm and class, hugging all the girls as she left wearing a beaming smile. A genuine spirit of sisterhood and comradery ruled the event. Outside in front of the building an excited, but not unruly, mob of fans swarmed on the lithe beauty pleading for autographs and pictures with one of the most recognizable stars working in porn today.

“I had a really good time,” Aurora explained. “I got to travel to the most beautiful city in the world and promote both Sin City and my website on national radio and the E! Channel! What more can you ask for than that? I can’t wait to go back on the show.”