> A couple of weeks ago a press release went out announcing that Tom Sizemore was coming on KSEX's The Goddess of Gush Show. Sizemore was then a no show causing some degree of embarrassment to those who put out the press release [Harry Weiss]. Then, last week on the same show, Randy Spears was a guest, but Sizemore called in the waning moments swearing that he'd either be on last night's show or at the very least call in. Aside from the fact that Brian, aka Plus One, announced that besides doing their own show they were going to fill in for Lorrainiac who was going on vacation, last night's GOG became a rerun. And Lorrainiac postponed her vacation to do a live show.

> Bi Valley Girl posts on Adultfyi: A few weeks ago we, here at Pink Kitty Video, hired Todd Todd Productions to shoot a scene for us. We would like to report that this son of a bitch is one hell of a photographer/videographer. We viewed the video he shot for us today and it was damn near perfect. Great lighting, great angles and sure footed cam work. Initially, we saw him as a bit expensive for us but in the long run he was worth every dime. We just wanted to give Todd a public kudo for a job well done. Thanks so much Todd Todd Productions. Dennis, Pepper, Nautica and Joe

XPT posts a post Wankus made on his blog, www.wankus.blogspot.com:

> "--from the April QUEST Magazine Column

If you had asked the Wankus of 4th grade what he'd be doing at the age of 37 he probably would have told you that he'd either be a movie star or the singer of a major label rock band. Heck, move it up a few years and ask the Wankus of his High School years where he'd be at this point in his life (20 something years later) and he would have told you that he'd be very successful as an entertainer, living with a gorgeous wife, rolling in the $$$ and loving life. Asked about his wife, Wankus of then would have probably told you that she'd be a knock dead gorgeous woman who was a homemaker, had some hobbies, but was raising a bunch of little Wankus's and had dinner on the table every night.

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?! (Laughs)

Okay, while some of those predictions actually came true, the direction things have gone are certainly "interesting" to say the least.

First of all, based on my resume and achievements, I certainly have accomplished a lot of incredible things, more things to brag about than the average Joe can in their entire lifetime. I was one of the Transformers on television (Prowl). I toured with the legendary group, The Platters. I hosted many national radio shows and made a lot of television appearances. I hosted a halftime show at a Laker Game, interviewed and hung out with all kinds of celebrities...hell, I've even starred in a few porn movies. My soon to be wife is a gorgeous blonde who loves the hell out of me and supports everything I do and I'm paying my bills, traveling the world and on the most part, livin' the good life.

So, what's the problem right?

Well one thing that the Wankus of years ago would have never predicted was that he'd be booking his spouse for work. Not just any work. Porn work. Yea, I know a few shallow readers may think, "yo dude...that's the shit...you're dating a porn star", but I'm talking about the reality of negotiating the cum shot.

Seriously. The other day, my buddy Quasarman called me to book Tyler (Faith) for a scene. I don't like what she does but I can deal with it for a little while and I do all her booking because it helps keep her organized and gives her one less thing to deal with on a daily basis.

Anyway, he called me and asked, "Hey...I need Tyler to do a scene with Tommy Gunn. It's a cum focus movie so she'd have to take a load on her face and tongue and really put a little extra attention into playing with it in her mouth and stuff...will she do that?"

I know Tyler does facials and even when the movies don't have such a focus on the result of the "pop shot" she kind of does that anyway. It didn't sound like a problem so I said, "Yes, that's fine. She doesn't have to swallow it right?" As he said no, I started thinking in my head, 'what has happened to my life? I'm on the phone discussing the cum placement and delivery location on my soul mate's body!'

It's pretty sad if you think about it. I mean, yeah, this is what she does and I've become one with the fact that I fell for her in this arena and can deal with it. But now not only am I enabling and condoning it, I'm mapping out acceptable splatter zones. It's kind of wacky.

It gets worse.

Tyler only works off of a set list of men she'll shoot with. The more established girls like herself are certainly in command of their career and decisions they make. They can be more picky and choose scenes carefully whereas some of the newer girls are just happy to be getting work.

The other day she got a call for a booking where someone wanted her to work with someone who is NOT on her list. I usually don't even ask her because I know she doesn't want to, but the scene sounded like something she would want to do and the money was good as well. So what did I do?

I ended up talking her into doing it anyway. So now think about this. I'm not only dictating how people can fuck her, I'm also setting it up so new and different guys can fuck her.

It's a fucking weird world my friends. I am high on life with a gorgeous, supportive, smokin' hot, awesome in bed spouse but sometimes these odd thoughts enter my head and I just have to let 'em out! (laughs)

Until next time...be happy your girl's a legal secretary!"

A post went on PSP earlier this week taking Jasmine Tame to task for flaking. A pro Jasmine rumble has ignited on PSP.

> jimmy d posts on www.pornstarperformance.com: Don't know the particulars of Jasmine [Tame] flaking and I certainly empathize with any producer or director who has this happen to them but I shot Jasmine last week and kept her on the set till almost 3 A.M. and she never bitched, whined, complained, or went "Diva" on me. And I don't mean I kept her there waiting for her scene: I was shooting her and her only (well, with a guy) and between makeup and the pretty girl stills and all the extra stuff we shot for my Bad Girl Pictures interactive series, "My Private Dancer," she was on-set for about 8 hours AND she turned in a fucking great scene!!!

I also shot Jasmine again last nite before she flew back to Florida and this time it was a "trade-for" content shoot (which means she didn't get paid a dime) and not only did she arrive on time as agreed, she gave it her all AND she paid for the makeup artist!

How's that being professional?

i recommend jasmine to everyone.

> Jim of Bachelor Pad Productions writes on PSP: Jasmine rules. She was just off the other day.

When I shot her a while back, she showed up at my place, early, and pulled off 5 scenes in a day - HJ, BJ, b/b/g, b/g, and then she chowed on some ass for EatSomeAss.com - and had her eye swollen from a jizz shot directly into her eye...and didn't complain once, or ask things like "how long's this gonna take?" or "when is this over?"

I'd shoot Jasmine again without hesitation. Call Joel at Goldstar to book her.