Porn Valley- When it comes to organizing, assembling and shooting an adult movie, Skeeter Kerkove does it all and does it very well. When it comes to bringing home the groceries from the supermarket, Skeeter produces and directs an adult movie very well. The douche is one thing, only don’t ask him to bring home the salmon and asparagus.

On a Monday morning while most people are shaking off their weekend hangovers, Skeeter’s shooting Trina Michaels and Chris Charming butt fucking in his newly remodeled living room. During a break in the action, Skeeter, grabbing something cold from the refrigerator, is telling this story about how he and Sierra Sinn went to buy some stuff for dinner the night before. Except when he got home, Skeeter noticed he was empty handed. No bags. No groceries. No shit.

“I have no idea what happened,” says Skeeter venturing some guesses through a miasma of faint recollection. He concedes that a good buzz might also have had something to do with it. Apparently he and Sierra Sinn, in party mode, had been preoccupied by some smooching and ass grabbing in the check out aisle and left the bags on the counter. Who knows. But the gist of it is that Skeeter had to buy replacements. Sixty bucks down the crapper.