Porn Valley- Skeeter Kerkove was in a chicken fajitas eating frame of mind when I spoke to him Monday night. He was also in a money-collecting frame of mind and reveals that he once lent Quasarman $1,000 and hasn’t seen any of that back.
And, of course, Skeeter, as relentless as a bill collector on steroids, won’t let up on Joey Wilson, either, until he sees his $4,000. Before he gets to that subject Skeeter talks about one of the porn stars who used the name Kaylin.
“Her husband was Mike Metropolis and when she left him he became a director for Devils Film,” Skeeter explains.
“He got some kind of deal with Andy over there. He [Metropolis] got caught, literally, of stealing an entire budget. He finally got trapped and admitted it- he spent it on drugs and prostitutes. The new owner bought out Devils Film and somehow Metropolis was brought back into the fold. I was told Metropolis would never work there again. But when I heard he was back I was told he wasn’t officially brought back. Bull fuckin’ shit- he’s already shot two movies that I know of. Some of the whores I fuck got underpaid by him.”
Skeeter then wonders why, with Zero Degree’s $200,000 tour bus, he can’t get his money back from either Quasarman or Joey Wilson.
“Why can’t a simple father of five get his money?” Skeeter wonders. “I was in the Valley Monday picking up my chump change and humble checks and there I saw it. That bus is so big! It’s so beautiful, I want it. But I want the tires off it or Joey Wilson pay me back my money. And while we’re at it, have Quasarman pay me back. I get a call one day- Bridgette hands me the cell phone- I answer it. It’s Quasarman- Greg Alves’ personal lala, cha-cha. Zero Tolerance-Third Degree-Black Ice. It’s all the same.”
Skeeter says Quasarman talked about a cable version he was doing for one of Skeeter’s movies and asked if Skeeter could front him some money.
“I borrowed money from Rob Spallone and I just got a call from him he tells,” says Skeeter.
“Spallone says it’s not his money- it’s never his money- he always borrows it from someone else. My exact words to him, were, Quasarman, of course he always borrows money from someone else. He’s not a multi-millionaire. Get over it. Quasarman goes I didn’t know that but he says the people he borrowed this money off of are serious. I said that could very well be. What do you want? He says can you bring me a grand? I go when do you need it? He says can you do it within an hour? I go what! So within an hour or so, at Bridgette’s warning me not to do it, I bring him the money.”
But Skeeter says this is all a drop in the bucket compared to the $400,000 Anabolic [allegedly] gave Zero Tolerance to get started.
“Aside from that $4 product I want my money back,” says Skeeter. “And Joey Wilson needs to pay up. You borrowed money in front of Pat Myne and Chris Streams. You need to pay back your debt- because you only paid back $3,000 of the $7,000. Quasarman, the Christmas tree I bought you was for free to help you and your wife to reconcile. But I also loaned you a grand so Spallone would not cause you problems. And I delivered it to Metro- which is on video camera. I want my grand back. And if you haven’t paid Mark Spiegler back in full for your wedding- because you borrowed for your wedding and honeymoon- that’s a bummer. But I want my money back before Mark gets his.”
There’s obviously MUCH more to this story which will be continued.