Porn Valley- Smokey Flame had two appearances on KSEX, www.ksexradio.com last week. One was on The Wanker Show and then two days later on The Distorted Reality Show hosted by Gauge and Quasarman. Smokey had taken a wrong turn and wound up in Long Beach, thus making her late for Wankus’ show Wednesday night.
“Where the hell did you guys go?” Wankus wanted to know. “You hired a driver. What the fuck kind of driver did you hire?” Wankus then apologized for a short interview because it was obvious that the show’s other guest, Kurt Lockwood, www.kurtlockwood.com and KSEX co-ho Michelle Lay, www.michellelay.com, were rutting like two neighborhood dogs making acquaintance.
Smokey, who walked in on all the action, was in agreement that Lay had a nice ass. Asked if she was still with Roy Garcia, Smokey said she had personal reasons for moving on. “Him,” he stated dryly. Asked if she cared to elaborate, Smokey said she didn’t like his work ethic. “Pretty much he’s lazy.” Smokey said she had worked on the casting couch-style povporn.com and was supposed to do another project but didn’t. “He can’t get laid any other way so he does it that way.”
Smokey’s now with World Modeling. “I’m having a blast,” she said. Smokey was in town to work but not to go to Erotica L.A. she said. “I got offered to go but that fell through or something.” She’s also working to build up some content for her website. One of her recent features is Ten Little Piggies 3. “It’s the one with the chick in the chair with her legs up in the air,” she says. “Monica or something. I’m in that one. And TT Boy’s is out somewhere, 18 and Nasty number God knows what.” Flame said she shot that movie well, well, well before Brazil.
Smokey said she was scared about the HIV outbreak but was out of the time frame that would have put her at risk. And neither does Smokey do anal. But Wankus predicted that she’d get into the d.p. mode. Lockwood mentioned that he was being coaxed out of his enforced d.p. retirement. “I haven’t done a boy-boy-girl in nine months,” Lockwood stated.
“I’m actually being coaxed out of retirement for b-b-g by Seymore Butts. His girlfriend was going to shoot her one and only d.p. She only wants to do it with me and Julian. I tried to get out of it so bad.”
Wankus asked Lockwood how he felt about working with Julian. “Since all the rumor’s are that he’s gay.” Lockwood said his test was as good as anyone else. Lockwood’s concern was that he’s never worked with Julian before.
“I don’t know if he’s the kind of guy…where in a d.p where you accidentally brush either A) he’s not going to be like FAAAAG!!! Or B) he’s going to be, like, heeeeey.”
Lockwood said he raised his rate so high where they won’t do the scene, but they accepted his offer nonetheless. “They said, dude, it’s going to be ten minutes; they’re going to do the scene and you come in.”
Smokey also mentioned that Peter North was interested in shooting her for his North Pole series. A project is also on the table where she’ll have to deep throat North. She said she’s been practicing. Because Smokey’s interview ran so short Wankus promised to bring her back which he did for Friday’s show with Gauge and Quasarman.
Quasarman on Friday’s show asked Smokey how she came by that name. “Because I’m smokin’ hot,” she replied matter-of-factly. “So I’ve been told.” Quasarman thought she might want to consider Smokin’ Hot as a name. Smokey didn’t think it flowed. Smokey, who brought her boyfriend along with her, said they’ve been together four years and that she was turning 21- today as a matter of fact.
Quasarman noted that Smokey turned down an offer for a beer on the show. “Do you have an alcohol problem? Do you drink a lot?” he asked her anyway. Smokey said she does but not a lot. “I get high,” she added without prompting of a question.
Smokey revealed that it was her boyfriend, Robert, that wound up in Long Beach the previous Wednesday thus making her late for Wankus’ show. Smokey said she got into the business, prompted by watching a lot of Gauge’s work. Quasarman took that to mean that Smokey also wanted a colon large enough to accommodate a small Mexican family.
Robert admitted that he approached Smokey about getting into the business. They’re swingers in their personal life, he explained. Smokey said if he went to a bar the stipulation is that he brings a woman home for her.
“I saw an ad in a paper in Phoenix, where we live, for couples,” Robert continued. “And she’s extremely photogenic. It went from there.” Robert says he actually enjoys watching Smokey being “plowed by other men on a daily basis,” as Quasarman put it. “I have a very voyeuristic attitude.”
Quasarman asked Smokey if she felt she could handle the adult business noting that the week before he shot a scene where a girl passed out during anal. “She was unconscious, essentially, and we had to send her away. Whatever she took kicked in during the anal portion of the program. It’s not a good time for a muscle relaxant…”
Smokey insisted that stuff in her ass was off limits.
Asked if she might be up for the double vaginal fad, Smokey said no to that, too. Asked if she worked for Max Hardcore, Smokey said she has refused to. “So you don’t enjoying gargling urine then?” Quasarman concluded.
Making a case for Robert’s being a suitcase pimp, Quasarman then asked him if he had a job. “Actually, I don’t,” Robert replied. “My job consists of getting her a lot of work.” Quasarman asked if it was, then, fair to call Robert a suitcase pimp. Robert said, you could. Noting that he was 23, Quasarman said Robert at least wasn’t a creepy suitcase pimp.
“A lot of these girls have a suitcase pimp who’s like 12 years older.” With World Modeling being her agency, Quasarman then asked Smokey if she liked being repped by a man who wears cowboy boots in the summer. Gauge said that’s how she got into the business by answering a World Modeling ad for figure modeling.
“I’m figuring lingerie when I answered to it,” said Gauge. “That’s what I really thought it was. Then they said men’s magazines and movies.” Two hundred movies later, Gauge was asked if she needed her arm twisted to do all those movies.
“He said I could do it with my boyfriend that I had at the time,” Gauge continued. “That’s how I got in. I said, fuck it. We’re going to do it anyways. We might as well get paid for it.” Quasarman indicated that would be the infamous Mojo she was talking about. “I’m sorry, I won’t bring up your sordid past,” Quasarman said when Gauge protested mention of the name.
So far Smokey’s worked for Hustler Barely Legal #50, Peter North, Red Light, Simon Wolf, West Coast, TT Boy, and Platinum X, according to her. “The big companies have been okay,” Smokey said when asked if she’s had any drama. Asked if she shot with someone who gave her the willies, Smokey said it was an Internet-thing. Robert said that’s primarily old bastards who have too much money, make websites and use it to screw girls. Quasarman said if he was a man in his mid-Fifties with a valid Viagra prescription and no women would glance at him sideways under regular circumstances, he, too, would start a website, too.
Quasarman then asked Smokey if she was holding on to her money or forking it over to Robert so he could paint flames on his Camaro.
“It’s a Lumina- get it right,” Robert replied.