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Sneak Peek: AdultCyber Mart Does a Tribute to Papa Smurf

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Porn Valley- If the heirs of Charles Dickens, don’t, they should have a death-grip copyright on the name Tiny Tim. Meanwhile, actor Mickey Rooney’s on his last legs, and rumors continue to flourish about a lost heir to the vast Herve Villechaize empire.

All of this is a round about way of saying that Steve “Papa Smurf” Hirsch has one thing in common with all of the above mentioned. And guess what that might be.

Okay, laugh, but Papa Smurf rules the roost in the Adult Movie Business, lords over his own personal Fantasy Island, and has probably got enough socked away to have Ricardo Montalban working for him.

I first met Papa on a baseball excursion decades ago involving trips to a number of Major League cities -with a stop outside of Windsor, Ontario because the Canadian border guards thought he looked like a drug dealer. True story.

That’s because Papa had adopted the scruffy look, had a couple days worth of stubble, a deep, mahogany California tan, and was wearing a Panamanian white shirt to set it off. If Hollywood moguls wanted to do the Pablo Escobar story, they had their lookalike.

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