Porn Valley- Tony Batman filled in for Wankus on KSEX Wednesday night and brought with him a bunch of stories about the recent Tampa Show. Co-host Sunny Lane was also in Florida. During the course of conversation Batman alluded to a fight that Monstar and Devinn Lane supposedly had, but Batman was inclined to call it a battle of wits. Meanwhile, Lane mentioned that someone [evidently the airlines] took porn movies out of her suitcase.
Including himself and Lane there were nearly 50 porn stars in Tampa, according to Batman. Batman said he met a new girl in Tampa at a pool party. He calls her his southern Asian girlfriend. Lane said it was a good opportunity to see and hang out with people in the industry they don’t ordinarily get a chance to do it with. Batman said he and Lane were up for something like four days straight.
“There was no down time while we were there.”
Lane said the first club they visited- Oz- was pretty nice. Batman said he was to emcee a show there and was really late for it.
“I missed my first plane because there was so much chaotic stuff going on with the porn stars at LAX. They couldn’t process us through fast enough and they wouldn’t let us on because it was past 45 minutes before the flight.” Lane, who got on, said she was checking the plane out to see who made it and who didn’t.
“There was like 16 people that missed it but you all caught up to us at Oz,” she said. Batman who finally got there said the bad thing was that he wasn’t able to grab the mike and make things runs smooth because he wasn’t there in time.
“Mike South was up on stage trying to help me out because I couldn’t make it on time. God bless him for trying as hard as he could. He’s just no emcee. He’s a rock scientist.”
Consequently, said Lane, South missed mentioning a few names and evidently pissed some contract people off. Lane brought up the party bus or “sex bus” which had a stripper pole, lights and drinks. Batman said all the festivities led up to award show night and that Lane was up for a few. Lane won an award for Miss Congeniality and for appearing in a gonzo, Vault of Whores for Evil Angel. Lane also starred in New Sensations’ Dark Angels 2 which won an Editors Choice award.
Lane said she was very grateful for the awards and wants to keep growing as an entertainer and radio personality.
“And make people happy,” she added.
Lane was reading off the list of award winners and noted that Jenna Presley won fans choice for Best New Starlet with Taryn Thomas winning editors choice for Best New Starlet. Batman noted that neither woman attended the awards show but that Monstar was there to pick up the award for Thomas. Lane also read off the fact that Pirates won fans choice Feature Production.
“The Pirates one- it seems to me they put that movie out five years ago,” said Batman. “Doesn’t it seem that long already? It’s a great movie, they did a great job but I want to stop hearing about it, though.” It was noted that April Storm won a publicist award.
“You brought your publicist [Storm] with you to Tampa,” said Batman. “That worked pretty good. It kept you out of trouble, except for that time when you were on the radio.” Batman explained about that comment later in the show. It was mentioned that Stormy Daniels won The Anna Malle Award. Making reference to the bathroom altercation in which Daniels supposedly knocked a couple of teeth out of a girl’s mouth, Batman said Mike Moz accepted for her. Lane said Daniels later came out.
“After she cleaned up her knuckles?” Batman asked. Referencing Lane’s Miss Congeniality Award, Batman wondered who her competition was. Lane didn’t know.
“Nobody- there was no competition,” he said. “Honestly, who else would they give it to? If you weren’t there who do you think would have won? I can’t think of a second place for that award.” Batman assumed that people didn’t want to hear the smiley face stories.
“They want to hear the dirt- the shit that went on. They want to know about the inside story.” Lane said she didn’t know the details of the Daniels story. Batman said he was on stage when it happened but understood that Daniels knocked out the only two teeth the girl had.
“She [Daniels] came up down in the south where they wrestle alligators,” said Batman. “You don’t know what you’re dealing with down there.”
Batman mentioned the fact that Vivian West also won an award for Feature Entertainer.
“She came out and got the award- she was fine and thanked everybody. She did a great job. But the other four days of the show, it seemed like she was crazy. She did a lot of crazy stuff.” According to Batman, West did upside down flips on the party bus.
“When we out at a dance club doing an event, she cleared out all the civilians so she could techno dance,” laughed Batman.
“I noticed the crowd move around and someone was making a hole in the middle of the crowd. I went to see if security was going to take care of it. It was Vivian. She wasn’t holding it down. She was roughing it up. She was crazy.”
Batman talked about some “fetish guy” who claimed to be famous. Lane said she knew him from the New York Exotic Erotic Ball.
“He was not good-looking enough to be a pimp,” Batman continued. “He’s got this girl tied up on the party bus, we’re all drinking and having fun. Next thing you know, we hear this noise. Everyone starts looking, wondering what’s going on. This dude plugs in a belt sander. He plugs it into the bus. It’s a full size belt sander with the sandpaper that rolls around on the belt. He takes the shit. The girl’s tied up. He pulls her panties to the side. We’re all freaking out, what’s wrong with you man! We’re ready to jump him and beat the fuck out of him. This is fucked up. You know what happens? The girl cums all over herself. She’s loving it. She won’t let him stop. It was nuts. There was some freaky shit going on there.”