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‘Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody’ premieres online at Vivid.com; Available February 21

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from www.examiner.com – Director Axel Braun’s much-hyped big-budget adult film Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody for Vivid Entertainment was available online as of Valentine’s Day — at Vivid.com, starring Allie Haze as Princess Leia. The DVD will be available in adult video stores on February 21.

The parody, originally scheduled for a September 2011 release date, is expected to be the bestselling adult film of 2012, following up on Braun’s previous success with Batman XXX: A Porn Parody, which was the bestselling adult film of 2010. The safe-for-work YouTube tailer for the film (see video at left) has well over one million pageviews as of this writing.

“We worked diligently so that adult movie fans who know the original movie will be impressed,” Braun said.

“From the opening crawl to the final credits, our version looks and feels like the original, but we’ve poked fun at it and added the sex scenes that adult movie fans have imagined for years. The casual adult movie viewer will find this parody funny, entertaining, sexy and probably better than they would expect an adult film to be. But for the adult entertainment fan that is also a Star Wars fan it’s going to be nothing short of a geek-gasmic fanboy wet dream!”

In January Braun won Best Director-Body of Work at the 2012 AVN Awards in recognition of his 2011 films, including Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody and Elvis XXX: A Porn Parody. Braun and Haze were at the 2011 San Diego Comic-Con promoting their Star Wars XXX parody in July, and early buzz from fansites suggests the market is, indeed, ready for a sexed up Star Wars. That’s a good thing for Steven Hirsch, founder of Vivid Entertainment, who has said that Star Wars XXX is his studio’s most expensive and elaborate production to date.

The parody also stars Seth Gamble as Luke Skywalker, Rocco Reed as Han Solo, Dick Chibbles as Chewbacca, Lexington Steele as Darth Vader, Tom Byron as Obi-Wan Kenobi, Aiden Ashley as Brea Tonnika, Kimberly Kane as Senni Tonnika, Rihanna Rimes as Oola, Gia DiMarco as Swill Corey, Jennifer White as a female tusken raider, Eve Laurence as RK-421, Brandy Aniston as TK-422, Derrick Pierce as Labria, Danny Wylde as Yerka, and Chi Chi LaRue as the voice of C3PO.

Here’s more, via Vivid.com:

The re-imagined Luke Skywalker of Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody is anything but the savior of the galaxy; he’s nervous, immature and has never seen a naked woman in his life. Han Solo was a scoundrel in the original; in the parody he’s become an actual felon. Obi-Wan Kenobi is portrayed as a relentless drunk, more interested in finding his next bottle and ridding himself of the petulant Luke than in rescuing Princess Leia, who appears as a militant feminist, whose only use for men is as pawns on her game board. Darth Vader is the goofy villain in scary, black armor; C-3PO is every bit the metrosexual droid we always thought he was; and R2D2 has the foulest mouth in the galaxy. The plot parodies the story of Episode IV but with hilarious and sex filled twists on the way to the ultimate Death Star battle.

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