Word came out today that actor Stephen Dorff has signed on to play a porn star in Sony Pictures’ new comedy from Adam Sandler, “Born to Be a Star.”

Dorff will play Dick Shadow, a legendary porn star, while Christina Ricci will play his girlfriend.

Evidently this isn’t something new for Dorff.

From June 28, 2006, we have this little gem:

Porn Valley- Steven St. Croix and Kaylani Lei have now been paired up for KSEX’s The Saint and The Sinner Show. For the time being, Taryn Thomas will be a fill-in co-hostess where needed and there’s talk about her possibly having a permanent KSEX show with Tony Batman.

Meanwhile St. Croix and Lei went at it like old lovers. In fact that’s what they were. So it was with some amusement to hear St. Croix uncover the fact that Lei once slept with actor Stephen Dorff. St. Croix was finding this out for the first time. Lei was laughing because people in the chatroom were commenting about what an inveterate gossip she was on her old KSEX show, Me So Horny.

“I was full of all kinds of information then wasn’t I ?” she laughed. There was a hint that Lei may have done “the guy from Blade.” St. Croix automatically assumed it was Wesley Snipes but Lei said it was Dorff.

“You fucked Stephen Dorff?” St. Croix asked very surprised.

“I did,” said Lei, matter-of-fact.

“Was his cock small?” St. Croix also wanted to know. Lei claims she can’t remember.

“He does kind of look like a small-cocked guy,” said St. Croix “Oh, that’s the guy you were dating- I got it confused with the Buffy dude.”

St. Croix said that people who give him information are either on crack or it’s disinformation. Lei said she used to make out with Jessie Metcalf from Desperate Housewives. St. Croix said he didn’t watch the show.

“I get plenty of that when I go to work,” he quipped. Lei explained how she was with Metcalf at a club when Dorff approached her.

“He’s like, hey, how are you doing. My name’s Stephen Dorff- I know who you are- I’m a big fan.”

“I was, like, nice, whatever,” said Lei. “He [Dorff] said give me your number. I said, no, I’m with Jessie! He said fuck that B-list actor. I have a house in Malibu. I was, like, you’re retarded and I went back and hung out with Jessie. Then that same night Jessie takes off with his ex-girlfriend and left me there. I’m wearing his jacket because it was cold that night.” Lei acknowledged that she had been a fan of Dorff’s.

“But you said he was retarded,” St. Croix commented.

“No, he’s not retarded!” said Lei. “Stephen’s awesome.” Lei then went to give Metcalf’s jacket to his roommate. St. Croix assumed Jessie was B-list because he had a roommate. Lei said, no, that he was just helping a friend out. But when Lei gave back the jacket she did it in a room where there were cigarette butts, ashes, broken glass and alcohol spilled all over the floor. Lei said she took the jacket and stomped on it, rubbing it into the floor. Then Metcalf’s roommate took it and rubbed it on her own ass cheeks. The following weekend Lei ran into Dorff again. St. Croix was waiting to hear how he was involved with the story.

“He showed me the TiVo at his house and all the movies that he had,” said Lei. “And all the movies that he had were of me and you. So we’re sitting there watching me and you fucking!” St. Croix skillfully determined that Lei and Dorff were fucking while all this was going on.

“Do you tell him that we dated- what did he say?” St. Croix wanted to know. Lei said she couldn’t remember.

“He was cool with everything until I went to my first movie, to work,” said Lei. St. Croix suspected that even though Lei was fucking Dorff she was thinking of him.