Porn Valley- Tera Patrick was a phone-in interview on Howard Stern today. Stern asked Patrick if she knew the Vivid contract twins. Patrick said no. "They're too good to do the show," said Stern. Stern said he was reading that Patrick lost her dog, Chopper, and he felt bad for her.

"She's a hot chick and I'm obsessed with her- I don't want her hurt in any way. I don't want her upset in anyway. Patrick said the dog was still missing after two weeks. "It's been really devastating, really upsetting," she said. "He's like a little six pound toy Fox Terrier. He's a little teeny-weeny guy."

Robin Quivers asked Patrick how he got away. "I don't know," Patrick replied. "I was shopping at the mall and he got away."

"He ran away?" asked Stern.

"Yeah," said Patrick. "I was shopping at the mall and I wasn't paying attention. He got away. Somebody just took him home.

"Somebody probably stole him," Stern ventured to say.

"Exactly," said Patrick giving a description of the dog.

"Were you walking him on a leash or was he like in a bag?" Stern then asked.

"He was in my car, actually," said Patrick

"He was stolen," Stern concluded.

"Yes," said Patrick.

"Then he didn't just get away," said Quivers

"That's the thing that I don't know," said Patrick. "I don't know if they let him out, or if they actually took him."Stern suspected that maybe people seeing the dog in the car figured the dog was suffering and let him out, that Patrick was a bad dog owner.

"He was fine," said Patrick. "He was in his little bed. He was in his little bag as usual. The windows were cracked. he was fine. I was only gone for ten minutes. I wasn't gone for long." Patrick said she was offering a reward of $5,000. Stern asked Patrick if she would offer sex and she said, yeah, thinking he met six as in six grand. On second thought Patrick said she'd offer sex if it was a girl. Stern thought it would be a great way for a fan to meet Patrick by stealing her dog then having sex with her. "You can use your hand on the dude." Patrick said no way that she wouldn't do that.

"This is a serious situation," said Patrick. "If he's being held for ransome I would think that they'd just want the money." As yet, Patrick said she hasn't received a kidnap note. Patrick said people could e-mail her with leads at [email protected]

Stern said if he were in that situation he'd be devastated as well. "He's my baby," said Patrick. But Stern was still of the opinion that Patrick give the dog's finder at least a handjob. "I'd find that dog if I knew she was going to use her hand on me. I'm actually actively looking for that dog." Artie Lange was of the opinion that the kidnappers probably had sex with the dog by now. "I think that happens. That's what happens in these situations."

Patrick said she was completely naked as she was making the call, that she sleeps in the nude.