Porn Valley- I spoke to Craig Valentine who was in Hawaii at Gold’s Gym on Waikiki beach. Valentine reports that his wife Summer Haze will soon be going under the knife. And because of that, Haze was already getting bookings and was lined up for several conventions anticipating her new look.
“And we haven’t even done the surgery thing yet,” says Valentine. “Most girls don’t even want people to know that they’ve had plastic surgery done. Mary Carey showed her new look. She didn’t say how she got the new look. Everybody gets it done. There was one girl on HBO seven years ago that did her implants on TV. Basically what my wife is doing- everyone knows she’s had the cancer issues- with chemo and everything else; and she’s getting her hysterectomy done.
“We’re not showing the hysterectomy, but at the same time, she’s getting full plastic surgery done. The chemo’s taken a toll on her face as well as taking a toll on her weight and everything else. Those are all the chemo drugs and the cancer drugs. So she’s getting her upper and lower eyes done, a mini-lift, a brow lift, fat injections. She’s getting all the age spots lasered off and the growths taken off from all the chemo done. She’s getting full body lipo sculpting done on her sides, lower abdomen, everything else. And they’re also doing a chemical peal.. For 7 1/2, 8 hours, she’s going to be knocked out for surgery. This is her decision because she’s tired of hiding. Everybody knows her health problems but she’s 42 years-old now. She’s never been a drug addict or alcoholic or anything and this is the first time that she’s getting work done. It’s like Nina Hartley said, why be shy.”
According to Valentine, cameras will be covering the entire process through the operating room.
“All the blood and all that wonderful stuff is going to be on tape,” he adds. “Then they’ll be taping the recovery.” Valentine said he had a deal on the table with a company to shoot it.
“But they figured it was going to be too much work,” he said. “So our production crews are going to do it. I will be in the operating room because it is my wife being sliced up, but I can’t pick up a camera for that. It’ll hurt me too bad. So I’ve assembled two crews and we’re going to film it. We actually have two sponsors that want to advertise in the operating room. You got to pay for the bills somehow. Plus two VOD companies are going back and forth on which one’s going to do it. Then her recovery time will be during Internext. So everybody’s going to be coming by the house to check on her. Sunny Lane’s going to come by. Even Evan Seinfeld said that if he was in town he’d stop by to see her. Victoria Givens and Mike South are going to stop by. Then on August 20th she’s going to fly out to Exotic Dancer. They’re going to be doing layout shoots on her new look. But she ain’t shy about getting it done. Somebody’s got to crack it open. A lot of the girls are saying we’re doing something bad and nobody should know.
“Let’s get real,” Valentine continued. “When you go in looking like 190 pounds [in the case of Mary Carey] and you come out looking like 110 pounds, what did Mary do? Give back all the doughnuts she ate? I love her to death, but come on Mary. Oh, I got a ‘little’ work done. What do you consider little? Twenty grand? But everybody’s cool with this whole project.”
According to Valentine, Haze’s procedures are being done in Florida.
“A really famous doctor is doing it,” he says. “He does like the Florida Panthers and a lot of other doctors’ wives.”
Valentine says as far as Haze is concerned, she’s not shy at all about copping to this.
“If you go from looking like 42 down to 29, what are you going to say? You woke up that way? Get real.”