Porn Valley — Tanya Danielle and her breasts were guests on The Distorted Reality Show Friday night. Paraphrasing Humphrey Bogart in The Maltese Falcon, Quasarman said Danielle’s breasts, which he urged her to flash, are the stuff dreams are made of. He also commented about her washboard abs saying that he’d love to take the stain off his shirt but rubbing it over Danielle’s stomach. Quasarman explained that he had shot Danielle frequently in The Babes Illustrated series for Metro. “Not to give free promo to a company I no longer work for. But they were good movies.”
Quasarman, who has taken Internet-issue with Tom Zupko movies in the past, continued his rant about dignity in the adult industry being sold out specifically with Extreme’s Ass Milkshake series.
Danielle agreed. “What I attribute to it, in part, is the fact that Jenna Jameson’s is huge and on the cover of Fortune and there’s a lot of particularly younger women who think I’m going to be a big star. They have that delusion in mind. They approach the industry and probably, initially, meet up with the wrong people. They’re, like, oh you have to do this, make an ass milkshake and drink it.”
Quasarman went on to say that Sasha, the performer who told him about the anal milkshake scene to begin with, claimed he needed the money. “But he didn’t get the bad end of the ass milkshake,” Danielle observed.
Gauge said the other day she was hanging around a girl who got a call to do double-anal for $800. “That’s like a percentage of what I would charge.” Quasarman said he sold out the time he shot the 600-pound Eartha Quake having sex with Dick Nasty. “That’s why he’s probably so red all the time,” Gauge ventured to say. Quasarman felt Nasty was able to pull it off because he’d make love to a ham if the situation warranted.
According to Danielle, there was nothing that would prompt her to be in an anal milkshake movie. “Who are the consumers of this product?” she asked. “Every guy I know, literally every single guy I know, would not get turned on by watching the Ass Milkshake. Maybe a bachelor party I could see the freak show aspect with 30 guys getting drunk…but the average guy they don’t want to jack off to that.” Quasarman was, likewise, curious as to which guy is desperately waiting for Ass Milkshake 2 to come out.
“How many copies does that sell?” Danielle asked. “I can’t imagine it would even sell 200 even for the novelty aspect, the freak aspect.” Gauge took a shot at Extreme. “Apparently they’re not selling that much. They’re not a fucking Vivid.” Quasarman mentioned that the company has re-invented itself.
“As what?” said Gauge. “It’s still the same shit. I’m sure that poor guy who needed the money, oh, well, he’s going to be really upset when his fuckin’ shit doesn’t come in the mail.”
“Wasn’t he [Sasha] from a third world country?” Danielle asked. “You would almost think the Czech Republic, Hungaria [sic] some girl, like, lost in the Ukraine…” Quasarman said if he was trapped in a third world country and needed to get back to the U.S. pronto, he’d probably do an anal milkshake movie.
“Another aspect is, aren’t we raising the visibility of this type of stuff? Ashcroft is going to look at anything we do and say it’s filth, but you’re really handing him the bullet. If the Miller standard of appealing to obscenity is appealing to a prurient interest, I would have to think that something like the ass milkshake would appeal to that prurient interest.”
Along similar lines, Quasarman noted how the nation has been outraged over Janet Jackson’s boob. Gauge said she didn’t see what the big problem is because sex is selling everything. Danielle said she has nothing against nudity. “It’s situational. I think Americans should be much more relaxed but I actually found that to be offensive. Because this is sort of a family event where people gather. Even though I’m all for nudity and think people should be more relaxed, I understood that people have differing attitudes. There was nobody sitting in the living room that expected a big ol’ black gross titty flash…”
Danielle said she felt it inappropriate in the contest it was shown. “There’s no reason for that. What she was promoting is her gross tits anyway.” Danielle said if you want to go see nudity there’s strip clubs and porn movies.
Gauge said, had this event occurred seven years ago when she was sitting with her “very religious” grandparents, she would have had her head tucked between her legs in embarrassment. Quasarman asked if her really religious grandparents knew that her colon can gape to the size of a Krispy Kreme. Gauge said it was more like a doughnut hole.
Quasarman then urged Danielle to unfurl her puppies. “For the love of Jesus, a prize fighter could train on those.” Danielle has been doing sex scenes since 2000 but has danced prior to that. Danielle, who’s worked exclusively with women to this point, said if she worked with a guy it wouldn’t be for the money as much as wanting to do the exhibitionist-thing. Danielle admitted that when she started doing videos she was in a “man-hating phase” where she had been dancing for a long time.
“That’ll fry your brains a little bit. The thought of cock was not terribly appealing. I didn’t want to see a dick for at least a year.” Danielle said she’s gotten over that feeing and is now seeing someone. “But it’s not a serious relationship. It’s someone that I’ve been seeing.” Danielle said she does like men but has gone through phases. “You’re exposed to some disrespectful treatment,” she said of her strip club experiences. “Not on the part of all customers but on the part of some.”
Gauge wanted to know who was the “funnest” girl Danielle has done in porn. “Nina Ferrari was actually a lot of fun” said Danielle. “She was awesome, very beautiful, very sweet. Different directors would try to get her to do stuff that she wouldn’t want to do. She really held her ground and got the reputation for being a bitch. It wasn’t that. It was that she was strong enough to say no.” Danielle said she admired Ferrari for taking a stand. Danielle said she also likes Caroline Monroe. “She and I have lost touch but I’ve heard she’s done some crazy…she veered off in another direction from doing girl-girl.” Quasarman said he shot Monroe in a Zero Tolerance feature called Double Decker Sandwich. “That was a big boob movie.” Danielle said the title gave her a whole other impression.
Regarding her website, Danielle said she does three updates a week including photo sets wherein she’s munching box.
Gauge mentioned that she was shooting a scene [this past Saturday] for Red Ezra. “It’s a feature called Chapter X. I’m doing a boy-girl scene [with Chris Cannon] and a girl-girl-girl scene [Charlie Lane and another girl]. I have a ton of dialogue.” Gauge said it was a 22-page script. Quasarman said he heard good things about Red Ezra.
“I’d rather see the anal milkshake movie than a fuckin’ porno movie with 22 pages of dialogue in it, come on, what the hell is that all about?” Quasarman remarked. Gauge said the original idea was for Felicia Fox playing a reporter who interviews her but that Fox couldn’t make it, so the role went to a guy. Gauge said this was the first movie she’s made in 7 or 8 months. Asked if there’d be an any milkshakes made in her all-girl scene, Gauge said it couldn’t be her butt that does it. “And I’m not going to drink the shit.”