BURBANK, CA – There were no protests at the Burbank softball fields on Sunday regarding the Porn Stars Softball Team or the numbers on the back of their jerseys. The only negative jeers present were those of players on the team as the KSEXradio.com sponsored team looked, if it’s even possible, worse then the Bad News Bears in their 13-3 loss Sunday.
After losing star female player, Shayne Eastin in the first inning to a fractured hand, not only did team play slide rapidly downhill, nearly every other player on the team left the game with some kind of injury. Katie Morgan strained an upper thigh muscle, Amber Lynn had hamstring issues, Mike Santos pulled a groin muscle and a few others received minor ailments.
“It’s the kind of game where you just want to lay down in the outfield and give up,” Team manager, Wankus said. “But you can’t. It’s softball. Any little thing can turn the game around and put you back in it. That just didn’t happen for us this week.”
Without taking anything away from the opponent, “The Ballers,” the team as a whole was dropping balls, fumbling and stumbling in the field and aside from a few scattered glory at-bats, the hitting wasn’t very impressive either.
The Porn Stars are 1 and 1 now and have next week off for the Superbowl. Game 3 is at 4:45pm, February 8th at Olive Field in Burbank.