Mix a little absinthe in your Turkish coffee, light up an Auchincloss cigarette, and, presto, The Grand Vizier is opening up like he’s never done before.

When Summer’s upon us, The Grand Vizier is harder to find. His trademark red fez is put away in mothballs. Instead, he wears a worn baseball cap with a golden tassel down one side.

He claims it’s much easier to blend in and go undercover that way. I met up with The Vizier Wednesday night. He had just been approached by a chatty Woodland Hills huckster with a pyramid scheme, and The Vizier was in a crotchety mood. It’s in such moods that The Vizier is ready to unload.

“The way this industry is going I’ll be surprised if there’s going to be anyone left in the next two years…

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