Porn Valley- On his Monday night KSEX show, Wankus talked about a barbecue he went to at Rob Spallone’s house. Spallone was on KSEX last week and Wankus talked about the show being totally out of control.

“It wasn’t Bisexual Britni pissing on a retarded girl- that was out of control,” Wankus said. “But it was out of control in that it was all over the place funny. Even though it was sloppy, it was still funny. You couldn’t stop laughing. It was a cast of characters that was ridiculous. You put that show on a DVD and it would sell. It wasn’t any sex in it- there was a couple of quick flashes. That was about it.” Wankus said he’s never hung out with Spallone and soon as he enters the house, Herschel Savage answers the door.

“Then we get out in the back and playing cards there is Harry Weiss,” Wankus continued. “I can only see the back but it’s either Jabba the Hutt or Harry Weiss. And I know Jabba the Hutt doesn’t wear a Hawaiian shirt. I was worried bumping into Harry that he’d do his normal thing, “Wankus, how come you don’t invite me over.” He has no idea my life’s a mess right now. He was cool though. Michael Raven, the Wicked director, was without his normal significant other. He was with a different girl. I don’t know if there’s something going on there. [This is old news, actually.] There was just a bunch of guys playing poker. No porn girls, though.”

According to Wankus, Spallone showed him BTS footage of the World’s Oldest Gangbang.

“It was probably some of the sickest shit I’ve ever seen in my life,” Wankus reported. “He had that up from the dirt girl, Pipe 2, [Crystal Rox] she was a fluffer and she’s blowing Herschel and Ron Jeremy- like person to person to person. That was slightly bearable. The big deal was they actually hired a bunch of old people.” Wankus said Jerry the Limo driver’s wife was also there in a wheelchair.

“It was horrible- and there was this one lady. I call her Mrs. Doubtfire because she looks like Mrs. Doubtfire, and the whole fucking time she stuck her tongue out. If it’s any reflection of what the movie’s going to be like, holy shit!.” Wankus said it was Crystal Clear who got banged. But everyone else was fooling around on the side.

“Where do you put the applications? The nursing home?” Co-ho Rebecca Love asked. Wankus said Don Hollywood was also in it so she’d have to ask him. And Wankus said Jerry the Limo driver is the kind of guy you could meet at a bus stop and talk him into anything.

“There’s characters out there like that and Rob has a way of finding these kinds of characters. Even if they’re not those kind of characters he has a way of talking them into being those kind of characters.”