From what I understand this offer is no longer being posted. But, at the time, if you chose to make a bid….
Starting bid is $100k, instructions included! As BB pal Vann Hall says, it’s the perfect “xxxmas (sorry!) gift for the perv who has everything.” From the auction listing for the unnamed company:
1. This company is in the Green. 100% Debt Free
2. You will own the rights to all our intellectual property which includes the masters to all our movies, archive footage, photo shoots and a remaining inventory of 12,000 DVD pieces. All paid for. All yours. The intellectual property along with the remaining inventory is worth over $350,000. Remaining inventory of DVDs are all current, all shot and produced in 2005.
3. A complete set of movie making equipment. Including two Panasonic DVX-100As, Ariflex lighting system, Sennheiser sound recording system, boom, portable lighting system for cameras, complete soft-light kit, steady-cam, C-stands, sandbags, custom made cases for both yours cameras and much more.
4. An industry editing system. State-of-the-art system which you will need to edit either your archive footage for compilation re-release, or for your future projects.
5. Our entire fleet of corporate office equipment delivered to where ever you please. Including premium custom made computers, printers, etc…
6. An invaluable list of nearly all Distributors-Wholesalers/Adult Bookstores, and International customer network. This network of distribution is used by other Adult companies such as Red Light, Vivid, Wicked, Adam & Eve, etc..
7. A pre-paid credit with an Adult Entertainment Lawyer with over 25 years experience.
8. An established real estate network which allows you to use upscale locations for your future shoots. These locations can be seen in television shows and movies. One such location can be seen in MTV’s “Kill Reality.” Other houses are used by rappers like Ludicris as party houses and much more.
9. A pre-paid marketing network aimed at maximizing distribution sales. All paid for. Just hop on the bandwagon.
10. Residual royalties from established VOD and rental companies like Hotmovies.com and XrentDVD. Paying you to use the rights to your movies.
11. An established relationship with all your favorite and current Adult Stars. Company records include there real names, addresses, phone numbers and other personal information. These records are kept because of Federal laws.
12. An established relationship with Playboy XM satellite radio. A relationship which will also be passed onto the new owners for future marketing needs.
13. An instructional course in Adult Entertainment from a professional Adult Entertainment Director. You will learn everything you need to know to direct and produce the very best in Adult Entertainment.