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Thoughts Over The Morning’s Coffee: Why The Adult Business Needs Ryan Gosling Or a Reasonable Facsimile

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Of the current crop of Hollywood actors, Ryan Gosling’s the Robert Redford, the Brad Pitt of his generation. And, if I might paraphrase Mark Kernes, he’s “a good little actor” as well.

Loved Gosling in Gangster Squad, but Ides of March is the film where I see Ryan Gosling’s character- Stephen Meyers- being the ideal guy for The Free Speech Coalition. In case you didn’t see it, it’s a movie about idealism and betrayal and Gosling as a political aide looks good in a suit.

On her debut Internet show, Amber Lynn said the industry needs to stop bickering and stand united. Too late for that, Amber. The industry needs to clean house beginning at the Free Speech Coalition.

When the adult industry marches into Sacramento what does it have? Princess Donna, queen of torture? Peter Acworth, cocaine and hand guns; Mo Reese, who even Rob Black concedes is a “dumb bastard.”

Danny Wylde? How does someone who works in mostly gay movies have the creds to speak on behalf of the mainstream part of the industry? On the condom issue, Wylde is definitely compromised when screen captures of his movies tell a story that would make children ask their parents why one man’s dick is in another man’s mouth.

Julie Meadows? This is one I still can’t figure. Meadows makes a big deal about being retired from the business which tells me something right there. Yet, when she was approached by a performer asking why she wasn’t included in Meadows’ new coffee klatch, Adult Performers Coalition for Choice, Meadows told her, “I thought you were retired.” So what the fuck is Meadows? Pardon my language.

Marci Hirsch? The Black Widow can tell us all about her boy toys over at Vivid- Marc Wallice, John Doe, Cal Jammer, Bobby Vitale- and their tragic circumstances. Amber seems to think Marci Hirsch is a wonderful choice for the FSC, meanwhile Hirsch’s brother runs ads on free porn websites which means he supports piracy.

Diane Duke? This isn’t apple pie day in Kutztown, Pennsylvania. Send Diane Duke and her clangy calves back to the Pennsylvania Dutch farm where she belongs. Joanne Cachapero? Three cartons of cigarettes a day gets you a voice like that. Mark Kernes? All I can think of is Herbert Dingle

Plain and simple, the industry needs a Ryan Gosling character. A guy who when he walks into Sacramento makes women swoon and the men line up to buy him a beer and hear his seduction stories.

It doesn’t matter about the message. When you have someone like Ryan Gosling delivering it, you can sell any Diane Duke fish tale and make it all sound plausible.

You’d think the sex industry could come up with someone who was, well, sexy to bear its tidings.

Rob Black is wrong in one respect. He thinks Jessica Drake would be the ideal candidate for that post. He’s way off for one simple reason.

Politicians don’t think like porn fans. Politicians, and I dealt with them for years when I worked in the P.R. business, believe they are genuinely better than you and I, and that somehow they’ve been anointed to do what they do, i.e., take money out of the pockets of tax payers.

They see a good looking woman repping the adult business, even a plain looking woman, they automatically think, whore, harlot, Mary Magdalene.

Politics is about smoke and mirrors, anyway. And when you have a Ryan Gosling to deflect attention, you can make a 3,000 pound gorilla vanish and astound your audience.

It’s really that simple.


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