> Smelly Monkey posts on www.xxxporntalk.com: still in shock, I just heard that pornstar Tiffany Rayne [pictured] has killed herself, she shot herself while staying at her parents place, she semi retired from porn citing mental exhaustion as the reason but I don’t think anyone had any clue it was bad enough that she’d consider ending her life. Sad day, can’t say i was a huge fan of her work but it sucks when people other then sammura and smartt kill themselves.

P.S.: Im not that fucked up, im not going to lie about someone dying unless they try to conceal having the hiv virus and spreading it to innocent whores throughout the pornography industry and to my knowledge tiffany never did that. I just watched an interview that john douglas (aka fat fuck) did with her, she seemed upbeat and positive, im guessing something traumatic happened to her in the past year or so that may or may not of been on a porn set, but something must of snapped in her head because from the interview she seemed like an easy going person with a gleam in her eye.

>Quasarman posts on ADT: Ok, so maybe the responsible thing would be to wait until morning to evaluate whether or not to mindlessly rant but then again, I’ve been known to down a couple of Bloody Marys before 10am on occasion (Bloody Ceasars actually, for any Canadians who might be reading this) so there’s really no specific time when I might be free of booze. That being said…..

I’m sure other directors can relate to the following scenario…

Girl begins scene and almost right away it is apparent that there is absolutely no rythym and no chemistry. She doesn’t look like her pictures and she appears to be counting the moments until she can leave. The scene progresses and you’re thinking to yourself “This f*&king sucks!! I can’t possibly put this scene in a movie” while at the same time you’re hoping that some spark happens and the scene suddenly becomes watchable. Half way through the scene you’re finally forced to make a decision to put a halt to this erotic farce. But then, how do you do it? Do you come right out and say “Honey, you’re a big, fat pig and you’ve exhibited nothing resembling a pulse. You should never be without clothing” or do you do what I ended up doing: lie and then pay the girl $400 to put her clothes back on and go home.

Somehow without looking like a complete asshole I would like to issue a press release that states… if I hire you for a scene and you completely suck, I’m not paying you a “kill” fee. I’m simply going to hand you the tape and thank you for your time. In the past week I have paid 3 different girls to go home. I’m tired of it. I pay your rate. I don’t nickel and dime you and I have you in and out within 3 hours. Can’t you return the favor? Don’t tell me that you’re “sore” from a previous scene. I am paying you the same exhorbitant rate as the guy that shot you before me and I deserve the same performance. As a matter of fact, don’t give me any fucking excuses. If you don’t feel like working, be honest and tell me up front. I will happilly reschedule and I will hold you in much higher regard for being honest. And guys, don’t blame your sub-par performance on anything other than yourself. Everyone has a bad day. Your ego will survive. Just cop to it and I will happily book you again and write off your flacid performance to bad luck.

The bottom line is that I’m tired of spending my boss’s money on bullshit. We are one of those companies who NEVER try to bargain on rates. We pay what you ask. In return we expect our money’s worth. I shot Jenna Haze this morning and paid her a small fortune. Do you know what I got in return? A mindblowing performance. She was involved every step of the way. “Do you need more of this? Is this okay? Does this look good?” All new girls should look to her to see what they should aspire to. If you don’t like sex, don’t get into porn. We all know you’re in it for the money (we all are) but you should try your best to make it seem like money is the last thing on your mind. If you want to phone in a scene, give me a discount so that I can put the scene in a comp or tell me ahead of time that you hate sex, males, and porn so that I may make an educated decision to send you packing.

So I guess my rant is really directed at the “kill fee” aspect of the pornographic production processs. If you suck, it’s not my fault. Don’t expect money for your half-assed effort.

I’m too inebriated to contine typing. Hopefully I made a point of some kind.

Ok Bye. End of rant. My apologies in advance.

> from the NY Post: SHE’S long retired and fighting off the wrinkles and gray hair, but porn legend Seka is attempting a comeback at 52. The star of such ’70s classics as “Dracula Sucks” and “Carnal Highways” has shot her first hard-core footage in 15 years for her Web site. “It’s basically me giving a [bleep] and [bleep]ing,” the XXX actress, whose real name is Dorothiea Hundley Patton, tells AVN News. “I have a remote-control camera in my bedroom, so when I was in the mood, I just clicked and started taping.”

> Big Calm writes on www.xxxporntalk.com:Kami Andrews, Gia Paloma and Lauren Phoenix. I’ve blown monthly expense accounts on these ladies. They all entered the Adult Business 2003. Pretty much have no limits… DP’s, IR, Anals, Facials and Gang Bangs…You ain’t said a word.

All have been nominated for awards. If that means anything to you. At one time these 3 were called the next “it” girl in Porn. Well, at least Gia and Lauren were. But which one will flame out first?

I’m not an insider. I know nothing of drug overdoses, broken limbs or failed start up talent agencies. I only know them from their work in front of the camera. Here’s what that has left me with…

-Kami- Done some good things for Elegant Angel and continues to get steady scenes in all kinds of Gonzo flick. Her scene in Dingo looks solid. Has a bright future in directing.

-Lauren- Lost some weight and changed her hair color. Still does a lot of IR work and probably does Anal a few times a week. Still box cover worthy. Seems to be a regular for Evil Angel,PXP, Digital sin and Mercenary.

-Gia- Hair color change too. Her early work for Anabolic was epic. Not sure if being with Extreme may have jammed her up. Is she still in demand the way she was before she signed with them? She has a ton of new movies streeting in late August. Not sure if she’s working with a lot of the top production companies like she used to.. March 2, Metro, Hustler. Do those names excite you.

Even though she’s the youngest. Something tells me Gia might fade away before Kami and Lauren.

>c62 writes: When & Who declared these three the next “it” girls?

> Doodles Noodles writes on XPT: Krystal Steal hooks??? Oh My Goodness!!!! What agency, Exotica 2000? Someone get me the number! Is it true Jenna use to hook for $100,000 a night?