Porn Valley- I’m in tears. I’m in fuckin tears. I started watching Clown Porn [available from OP Distribution, www.opdistribution.com] this afternoon. And talk about getting it with the seltzer bottle.

That’s because, like you, I probably made the mistake of taking anything Howard Stern has to say about porn in general as worth a grain of saline. Stern as, I recall, didn’t like Clown Porn. https://www.adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=8105 Then again this is coming from a guy who’s been flogging some Prozac comedy showcase called Napoleon Dynamite as though he’s got stock in nitroglycerine.

“Nobody wants a hilarious porno movie,” I remember Stern saying on his show. Well, he got part of that right. Clown Porn, exhaustively produced, is hilarious, alright; and one-of-a-kind. But then you’d have to kill me if I gave away it’s sight gags, set ups, premises and circus shtick. Trust me when I say this is nothing you’ve seen before in a porn movie. I’ll have more to comment on, but I’m going back to Clown Porn. This one I’m watching in real time.