I’ma do the things

That I wanna do

I ain’t got a thing

To prove to you

I’ll eat my candy

With the pork and beans

You all know the Weezer song. Catchy lil tune. For those who haven’t seen the video, it’s a collection of internet viral videos of people doing weird and sometimes interesting shit.

Sorta like 1001 Ways to Eat My Jizz. It’s like a traffic accident. You really don’t want to see it, but you can’t look away.

Michele Raven is what we call a go to girl. A friendly girl, who’s usually up for anything. So obviously she is the perfect choice for Way #4 of August Arkham’s semen spectacle. This time it’s pork and beans.

But here’s the traffic accident part. After blasting his load all over the P&B and feeding it to the lovely Michelle, he proceeds to consume the leftovers himself. That’s right. He eats his own jizz.

I dare you not to watch this scene. C’mon I dare you.