No, he’s not showing you the size of Bill Parcells’ dick. But Peyton Manning’s going to keep on making commercials, and it looks like the Adultfyi pool is going to keep on picking the Colts all the way. Indy is at Dallas this weekend, and to echo the wisdom of Joe Theismann, if TO’s in the game you’re going to see some balls thrown his way. So far Indy’s been winning the close ones and Tony Romo, no relation to Tony Roma, makes his first start at home. Looks like a good one.
The team that’s been giving us fits all year is Minnesota. They were so damn good in the beginning of the season, and now the guys in purple look like any other can of grape juice. Miami has won two in a row; the Vikes have lost three in a row. Which streak prevails? By the way, Daunte Culpepper, feeling pains in his right knee, isn’t sure if he’s playing. I want to pick Minnesota so bad but these bums have been letting me down.
And who would have figured the Steelers to be 3-6 at this juncture? Unlike the NFL, success in the pastry business is turnovers, turnovers, turnovers. But quoting Joe Theismann, again, a win will put the boys in black & gold that much closer to a .500 season. Only will Pittsburgh smell the turnovers?
And fresh from attending the UK porn awards show where he represented Tony Blair in the Best Iraq bail out speech category is Sean from www.pornlegends.com with his picks for the week:
Before I begin, I just want to say that I am honored to have received 89 nominations for the 2007 AVN Awards.
Houston over Buffalo – Nominated for 65 AVN awards, this is a game only a mother or someone with a real gambling problem could love.
Chicago over NY Jets – Nominated for 55 AVN awards: “Second City sweeps the Big Apple”
Miami over Minnesota – Britney Spears, nominated for zero AVN awards, told me to take the Dolphins and that the tape will cost $500 million.
Baltimore over Atlanta – Bill Margold, nominated for 173 AVN awards, told me this game was a lock.
New Orleans over Cincinnati – I’m sure she’ll deny it, but Kelly Wells, nominated for 45 AVN awards in the category of special effects, told me to take the Saints.
Kansas City over Oakland – Taking a break from studying the Zapruder film, and nominated for 65 AVN awards, Skeeter Kerkove said he really likes the Chiefs in this match up.
New England over Green Bay – Patriots are going to do to the Packers what Ike Turner used to do to Tina. BTW, Ike Turner was nominated 35 times.
Carolina over St. Louis – Ron Jeremy, nominated for 97 AVN awards, told me to take the Panthers and that sucking your own dick is highly overrated.
Pittsburgh over Cleveland – The new spokesperson for Bettybeauty.com, the Platinum Princess of Porn, said I should take the Steelers and that she really likes my new rainbow look. She is also up for 51 AVN awards.
Philadelphia over Tennessee – After a good laugh over the title of his TV show, “If I Did It,” OJ said I should take the Eagles. He also said it’s just an honor to be nominated.
Washington over Tampa – Both teams have been nominated for an AVN award in the category of “Best Impersonation of an NFL team.”
Seattle over San Francisco – Mike Holmgren has been nominated for an AVN award in the category of “Best Porno Mustache.”
Detroit over Arizona – Even after being nominated for 92 AVN awards, Dennis Green will still be fired at the end of the season.
Indianapolis over Dallas – Peyton Manning, last year’s winner of AVN’s “Mike South Cracker Quarterback of the Year Award,” should have a good day against the Cowboys.
San Diego over Denver – Dave Cummings, nominated for AVN’s award for “Best Use of a Drool Cup,” likes the New Jersey Generals.
Jacksonville over NY Giants – Nominated for 92 AVN awards, including the “Best Tan” category, Gene Ross tells me Jacksonville is a lock. You better be right, Gene, or you’ll be hearing from my attorney.
Here’s this week’s schedule followed by the Adultfyi picks:
Atlanta at Baltimore; Buffalo at Houston; Chicago at NY Jets; Cincinnati at New Orleans; Minnesota at Miami; New England at Green Bay; Oakland at Kansas City; Pittsburgh at Cleveland; St. Louis at Carolina; Tennessee at Philly; Washington at Tampa Bay; Detroit at Arizona; Seattle at San Francisco; Indy at Dallas; San Diego at Denver
Monday night: New York Giants at Jacksonville
Harry Weiss [93-51]: Baltimore, Houston, Chicago, N Orleans, Miami, N England, KC, Pittsburgh, Carolina, Philly, Washington, Arizona, Seattle, Indy, Denver, NY Giants
Sean, www.pornlegends.com [91-53]: Baltimore, Houston, Chicago, New Orleans, Miami, N England, KC, Pitt, Carolina, Philly, Washington, Detroit, Seattle, Indy, SD, Jax
Gene Ross [90-54]: Baltimore, Houston, Chicago, N Orleans, Miami, N England, KC, Pittsburgh, Carolina, Philly, Washington, Arizona, Seattle, Indy, Denver, Jax
Mike Dickinson [90-54]: Baltimore, Buffalo, Chicago, Cincy, Minnesota, N England, KC, Pittsburgh, Carolina, Philly, Washington, Detroit, Seattle, Indy, SD, NY Giants
Ryan from Jerry’s Deli [90-54]: Atlanta, Buffalo, NY Jets, Cincy, Miami, Green Bay, Oakland, Cleveland, St. Louis, Tennessee, Washington, Detroit, SF, Dallas, SD, Jax
Steve Seidman [89-55]: Baltimore, Houston, Chicago, Cincy, Miami, N England, KC, Cleveland, Carolina, Philly, T Bay, Arizona, Seattle, Indy, San Diego, Jax
Billy the Crystal [87-57]: Atlanta, Buffalo, NY Jets, Cincy, Minnesota, N England, KC, Pittsburgh, Carolina, Tennessee, T Bay, Arizona, Seattle, Indy, Denver, Jax
Brian Wallace [86-58]: Atlanta, Houston, NY Jets, Cincy, Miami, N England, KC, Cleveland, Carolina, Philly, T Bay, Detroit, SF, Indy, Denver, Jax
Wankus, www.tylerfaith.com [85-59]: Atlanta, Buffalo, Chicago, N Orleans, Miami, N England, KC, Cleveland, Carolina, Philly, Tampa Bay, Arizona, SF, Dallas, Denver, Jax
Karl The Birdman [84-60]: Baltimore, Buffalo, Chicago, N Orleans, Minnesota, N England, KC, Chicago, Carolina, Philly, Washington, Sr. Louis, SF, Indy, Sand Diego, NY Giants
Dan Davis from Genesis Magazine [84-60]: Atlanta, Buffalo, Chicago, Cincy, Minnesota, N England, KC, Pittsburgh, Carolina, Philly, Tampa Bay, Detroit, Seattle, Indy, SD, NY Giants
Big Ty [82-62]: Baltimore, Buffalo, NY Jets, Cincy, Miami, N England, KC, Pittsburgh, Carolina, Philly, T Bay, Detroit, Seattle, Indy, Denver, NY Giants
Shannon from Adult DVD Empire [80-64]: Atlanta, Buffalo, Chicago, N Orleans, Miami, N England, KC, Pittsburgh, St. Louis, Philly, Tampa Bay, Arizona, Seattle, Dallas, SD, NY Giants
Steve Volponi, www.devilsfilm.com [80-64]: Atlanta, Buffalo, Chicago, Cincy, Minnesota, Green Bay, KC, Pittsburgh, St. Louis, Philly, Tampa Bay, Detroit, Seattle, Dallas, Denver, NY Giants
Sandy Bunz, www.sandybunz.com [79-65]: Atlanta, Buffalo, Chicago, Cincy, Miami, Green Bay, KC, Pittsburgh, Carolina, Philly, Tampa Bay, Arizona, Seattle, Indy, SD, NY Giants
Serenity, www.serenity.net [78-66]: Atlanta, Buffalo, NY Jets, Cincy, Miami, N England, KC, Cleveland, St. Louis, Tennessee, T Bay, Arizona, SF, Indy, Denver, NY Giants
Steve Lane [73-71]: Baltimore, Houston, Chicago, N Orleans, Minnesota, N England, KC, Cleveland, St. Louis, Tennessee, Tampa Bay, Arizona, Seattle, Dallas, San Diego, Jax