Porn Valley- The NFL playoff picture is still pretty much up for grabs and the same can be said about the race for the Adultfyi title.
With something like four weeks left, Harry Weiss holds a slim three-game lead over Chris R from KSEX. And that’s the last time you’ll probably see the words slim and Harry Weiss together in the same sentence.
Is Weiss cracking under the pressure as Chris slowly but surely mounts a late season surge? If Friday is any indication, perhaps. Harry had to send me three separate sets of picks and still had it wrong. The first picks were from last week. Then he sent another set in which he picked both Minnesota AND Seattle. Except Minnesota’s playing Seattle. An updated third set then excluded the San Francisco-Arizona game.
In this week’s one-to-one matchup, Harry and Chris differ by one game, Kansas City at Tennessee, so the race is guaranteed to go down to the wire.
And in the very strange picks category, we’ve got Porno Steve the only one to envision a Cincinnati victory at New England. Billy The Crystal is also a lone holdout seeing Cleveland over Buffalo in their game.
Wankus continues his advance towards the avant garde picks trophy with some this week that would befuddle an existentialist. Wankus is looking at the Jets over Pittsburgh. [Steve from Las Vegas Novelties sees it the same way.] Wankus is also the lone holdout in the Detroit-Green Bay game, going with Detroit. As bad as Green Bay looked last week against Philadelphia, you got to figure them the odds on favorite at home. But stranger things have happened. Then the Wanker is also picking Washington over Philly so you got to figure the move into a new house has unsettled him quite a bit.
Speaking of disorder in the house, the New York Giants with their Eli Manning experiment, have one last shot at respectability this week against the Baltimore Ravens who have managed all season to strangle opportunity. Billy The Crystal, the arbiter of the spirit world, is the lone soul who sees the Giants achieving some form of redemption in this who gives a shit game.
Here’s this week’s schedule followed by the Adultfyi picks.
Oakland at Atlanta; New Orleans at Dallas; Cleveland at Buffalo; New York Giants at Baltimore; Indianapolis at Houston; Chicago at Jacksonville; Cincinnati at New England; Seattle at Minnesota; New York Jets at Pittsburgh; Miami at Denver; Detroit at Green Bay; St. Louis at Carolina; San Francisco at Arizona; Tampa Bay at San Diego; Philadelphia at Washington
Monday night: Kansas City at Tennessee
Harry Weiss [131-61]: Atlanta, Dallas, Buffalo, Baltimore, Indianapolis, Jacksonville, New England, Minnesota, Pittsburgh, Denver, Green Bay, Carolina, Arizona, San Diego, Philadelphia, Kansas City
Chris R from KSEX, www.ksexradio.com [128-64]: Atlanta, Dallas, Buffalo, Baltimore, Indianapolis, Jacksonville, New England, Minnesota, Pittsburgh, Denver, Green Bay, Carolina, Arizona, San Diego, Philadelphia, Tennessee
Shannon from www.adultdvdempire.com [124-68]: Atlanta, Dallas, Buffalo, Baltimore, Indianapolis, Jacksonville, New England, Minnesota, Pittsburgh, Denver, Green Bay, Carolina, Arizona, Tampa Bay, Philadelphia, Kansas City
Gene Ross [ 121-71]: Atlanta, Dallas, Buffalo, Baltimore, Indianapolis, Jacksonville, New England, Minnesota, Pittsburgh, Denver, Green Bay, Carolina, Arizona, San Diego, Philadelphia, Kansas City
Sean from www.pornlegends.com [117-75]: Atlanta, Dallas, Buffalo, Baltimore, Indianapolis, Chicago, New England, Minnesota, Pittsburgh, Denver, Green Bay, Carolina, Arizona, San Diego, Philadelphia, Kansas City
Sports Swami [115-77]: Atlanta, Dallas, Buffalo, Baltimore, Indianapolis, Jacksonville, New England, Minnesota, Pittsburgh, Denver, Green Bay, Carolina, Arizona, San Diego, Philadelphia, Kansas City
Wankus from KSEX, www.ksexradio.com [115-77]: Atlanta, Dallas, Buffalo, Baltimore, Indianapolis, Jacksonville, New England, Minnesota, New York Jets, Miami, Detroit, Carolina, Arizona, San Diego, Washington, Kansas City
Porno Steve [109-83]: Atlanta, New Orleans, Buffalo, Baltimore, Indianapolis, Jacksonville, Cincinnati, Minnesota, Pittsburgh, Denver, Green Bay, Carolina, Arizona, San Diego, Philadelphia, Tennessee
Steve from www.lvni.com [107-55]: Atlanta, Dallas, Buffalo, Baltimore, Indianapolis, Chicago, New England, Minnesota, New York Jets, Denver, Green Bay, Carolina, Arizona, San Diego, Philadelphia, Tennessee
Billy The Crystal [103-89]: Atlanta, Dallas, Cleveland, New York Giants, Houston, Chicago, New England, Seattle, Pittsburgh, Denver, Green Bay, Carolina, Arizona, San Diego, Philadelphia, Kansas City