Porn Valley- ABC's Monday Night Football said goodbye last night. There were tributes and interviews highlighting its 36 years on TV, but I don't recall Al Michaels or anyone else referring to the famous Howard Cosell telecast in September, 1983, when Cosell called wide receiver for the Washington Redskins, Alvin Garrett, a "little monkey."

But this weekend, if you were betting the favorites, the monkeys ran alright- only in the other direction - and a series of upsets rearranged the Adultfyi standings. Steve Seidman and Shannon from Adult DVD Empire came out of the bloodbath relatively unscathed with 12-4 records, and Seidman's performance lands him in first place going into the final week of the regular season.

Steve Seidman 168-72

John Gray, 167-73

Sean from Porn Legends, 166-74

Harry Weiss, 164-76

Gene Ross, 162-77

Ryan from Jerry's Deli, 161-79

Nick from Adult Rental, 155-85

Shannon from Adult DVD Empire, 154-86

Steve from Mallcom, 154-86

Chris from KSEX, 153-87

Bill Margold, 146-94

Steve Lane, 144-96

Steve Volponi, 143-97

Billy the Crystal, 142-98

Wankus, 139-101

Serenity, 134-106