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Week #4 in the AdultFYI Football Pool: Me and Sunset Thomas lead the pack; 3-Way Tie for the Lead

So much for the Tennessee Titans and Tony Romo. In what was a better than anticipated week for the AdultFYI football pool, Sunset Thomas and myself led the pack with 12-1 records this past Sunday while John Gray, Tim Case, Steve from Magnus Video, Danny of Foxxx Modeling and Sean from Porn Legends had 11-2 records. [Guest picker Roman Polanski was also 11-2] Another five members were 10-3. Not too shabby at all:

from Cincinnati 23, at Cleveland 20 (OT): Carson Palmer leads Bengals to victory, wonders why they haven’t broken into AP Top 25 yet.

at Houston 29, Oakland 6: A confused Al Davis thinks loss doesn’t count because everyone knows the Houston NFL team is named “Oilers.”

at Jacksonville 37, Tennessee 17: Jaguars respond to Orlando rumors by making Titans play as if they have a Mickey Mouse defense.

at New England 27, Baltimore 21: So much for the storied Ravens defense, as somewhere Brian Billick smiles knowingly.

at Chicago 48, Detroit 24: Humble Lions wanted to make sure that all of that winning didn’t go to their heads.

at Indianapolis 34, Seattle 17: Manning may have tied Tarkenton in career touchdown passes, but he has never hosted “That’s Incredible!”

N.Y. Giants 27, at Kansas City 16: David Carr replaces Eli Manning near end of game, causing fans to say, “David Carr is still in the league?”

at Washington 16, Tampa Bay 13: Redskins motivated by President Obama’s halftime speech blaming them for Chicago losing the Olympics.

at Miami 38, Buffalo 10: Chad Henne, subbing for Chad Pennington, plays well, keeping his backups, Chad Everett and Chad Lowe, on bench.

at New Orleans 24, N.Y. Jets 10: A condescending Pete Carroll calls Mark Sanchez after game and says: “I told you so.”

at San Francisco 35, St. Louis 0: Rams misread their schedule and thought that this was their week off.

at Denver 17, Dallas 10: Cowboys are slowly being weakened by radiation emanating from the huge video scoreboard hovering over their home field.

at Pittsburgh 38, San Diego 28: Now Ben Roethlisberger can finally devote all of his attention to hosting “Monday Night Raw” tonight.


Here’s how the standings look with a Monday night game featuring Green Bay and Minnesota:

Scott David 49-12
John Gray 49-12
Danny from Foxxx Modeling 49-12
Gene Ross 46-15
Steve Volponi 46-15
Jeff Mullen 46-15
Tim Case 45-16
Kickass Ben 45-16
Kickass Chris 44-17
Sean from Porn Legends 44-17
Karl The Birdman 44-17
Sunset Thomas 44-17
Mike Dickinson 43-18
Steve from Magnus 43-18
John from Adult Source Media 43-18
Steve Seidman 42-19
Billy The Crystal 41-20
Dr. TJ Eckleburg 41-20
Ryan from Jerry’s Deli 41-20
0 & 16 Chuck 40-21
Brian Wallace 38-23


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