Sunday is camera day in New England as the San Diego Chargers take on the Patriots. With Bill Belichick’s pants load [his name in some languages means beautiful young bird] lightened by half-a-mil, I got to be thinkin’ San Diego in this game what with all the angst, press conferences and LT shaking off a truly mediocre performance against a truly mediocre Chicago team last week.

And then it’s Philly over Washington with Donovan McNabb in a do-or-die situation at home. McNabb loses two in a row, and I wouldn’t want to be around that stadium. This past week I had a conversation with a guy at Maggiano’s who also remembers when the Eagles played at Connie Mack Stadium and Ron Jaworski didn’t have a fat face. I’m getting too old for this.

Here’s one upset in the possible making: The Colts-Titans game. Last year Tennessee played Indy tight, losing one game 20-17, winning the other 14-13. This could be the one this weekend that puts the proverbial finger up a lot of asses. But I notice that Steve Lane, Serenity and Brian Wallace have their butts covered with a Tennessee pick.

Here’s this week’s schedule followed by Sean from www.pornleneds.com and www.pornvalleyvixens.com with his weekly picks.

Sunday, Sept. 16: Buffalo at Pittsburgh; Houston at Carolina; Atlanta at Jacksonville; New Orleans at Tampa Bay; Green Bay at NY Giants; San Francisco at St. Louis; Cincinnati at Cleveland; Indianapolis at Tennessee; Minnesota at Detroit; Dallas at Miami; Seattle at Arizona; NY Jets at Baltimore; Oakland at Denver; Kansas City at Chicago; San Diego at New England

Monday, September 17, Washington at Philadelphia

Sean: After a 13-3 record in Week one, to be honest, I am stunned. I’m just thrilled I have such loyal friends that help me make my picks. Here are their picks for Week two.

Indianapolis over Tennessee – Jenna Jameson said she is taking the Colts again this week and is thrilled that Carol Channing is interested in playing her in the movie.

Green Bay over NY Giants – Surrounded by Elton John, Little Richard, and half of the US men’s figure skating team for support, Larry Craig said he likes the Packers and that he is not gay, but he is willing to learn.

Cincinnati over Cleveland – Mike Vick loves the Bengals in this game and with his new job as film critic, gives the classic film “Old Yeller” four paws up.

Carolina over Houston – Greg Sakas says the Panthers will destroy the Texans and said everyone should support their local police.

New Orleans over Tampa – Senator David Vitter [John-La] loves the Saints and a little strange once in a while.

Pittsburgh over Buffalo – Rob Black loves the Steelers in this game and is expecting to visit Pittsburgh several times in the coming year.

Jacksonville over Atlanta – Max Hardcore expects the Jaguars to kick the Falcons’ ass; in fact, this is Max’s “lock of the year.” But if it doesn’t happen, he only expects to get 8 years, maybe 3, if convicted. What?

St. Louis over San Francisco – Mickey G. likes the Rams to win this week and is wondering when the industry will start to donate cash and free product for his legal fight.

Seattle over Arizona – Skeeter Kerkove likes the Seahawks by two touchdowns and said he is interested in shooting a pirate film but can’t find any girl yet that can fire a cannon ball out of her ass.

Detroit over Minnesota – Rob Spallone loves the Lions in this game and says that if I don’t stop making fun of him he will have my legs broken.

Dallas over Miami – After a stunning display of talent at the MTV Awards, Britney Spears says she loves the Cowboys and is thrilled that she has been hired to perform at next year’s AVN Awards Show.

Chicago over Kansas City – The Grand Vizier said the Bears should get their first win this year. He also said that Gene Ross has agreed to father Paris Hilton’s baby next year for one million dollars and his own Starbucks franchise. This Vizier guy is like gold, baby.

Baltimore over NY Jets – Kid Rock said the Ravens will bitch slap the Jets just like he did to Tommy Lee.

Denver over Oakland – Phil Spector loves the Broncos in this game and said he is just as innocent as O.J. and Robert Blake.

New England over San Diego – Kurt Lockwood likes the Patriots in a close game and says that Spain looks a lot like Hoboken New Jersey. He also passed along a “fuck you” to all his haters. All your fans miss you, buddy.

Philadelphia over Washington – Black Bush, the porn product pirate, likes the Eagles in this game. He then started singing MC Hammer’s classic, “U Can’t Touch This.”

Here are the Adultfyi Picks:

Karl The Birdman [13-3]: Buffalo, Houston, Jacksonville, New Orleans, NY Giants, St. Louis, Cleveland, Indianapolis, Minnesota, Dallas, Arizona, Baltimore, Denver, Chicago, New England, Washington

Sean from www.pornlegends.com [13-3]: Pitt, Carolina, Jax, New Orleans, Green Bay, St. Louis, Cincy, Indy, Detroit, Dallas, Seattle, Baltimore, Denver, Chicago, New England, Philly

John Gray [13-3]: Pitt, Carolina, Jax, New Or, Green Bay, St. Louis, Cincy, Indy, Minnesota, Dallas, Seattle, Baltimore, Denver, Chicago, SD, Philly

Tony Batman [13-3]: Pitt, Car, Jax, New Orleans, NY Giants, St. Louis, Cincy, Indy, Minnesota, Dallas, Seattle, Balt, Denver, Chicago, NE, Philly

Gene Ross [12-4]: Pitt, Carolina, Jax, New Or, NY Giants, St. Louis, Cincy, Indy, Min, Dallas, Seattle, Baltimore, Denver, Chicago, SD, Philly

Billy the Crystal [12-4]: Pitt, Houston, Jax, NO, NyG, St. L, Cincy, Indy, Detroit, Dallas, Seattle, Baltimore, Denver, Chicago, SD, Washington

Wankus [12-4]: Pitt, Carolina, Jax, NO, NyG, St. Louis, Cleveland, Indy, Minn, Dallas, Seattle, Baltimore, Denver, Chicago, NE, Philly

Willie D. [12-4]: Pitt, Carolina, Jax, NO, Green Bay, SF, Cincy, Indy, Minn, Dallas, Seattle, Baltimore, Denv, Chicago, NE, Philly

Steve Seidman [11-5]: Pitt, Houston, Jax, NO, Green Bay, SF, Cincy, Indy, Detroit, Dallas, Seattle, Baltimore, Denver, Chicago, SD, Philly

Dan Davis [11-5]: Pitt, Houston, Jax, NO, Green Bay, St. L, Cincy, Indy, Detroit, Dallas, Seattle, Baltimore, Denver, Chicago, New England, Philly
Steve Lane, www.serenity.net [11-5]: Buf, Hst, Atl, NO, NyG, St. L, Cleve, Tenn, Minn, Dallas, Seattle, Baltimore, Denv, KC, NE, Washington

Sandy Bunz, www.sandybunz.com [11-5]: Pitt, Hst, Jax, T Bay, NyG, St. Louis, Cincy, Indy, Det, Miami, Sear, Balt, Denv, Chicago, SD, Philly
Jack Spade [10-6]: Pitt, Hst, Jax, New Orleans, Green Bay, SF, Cincy, Indy, Det, Miami, Seattle, Baltimore, Denver, KC, NE, Philly

Mastrick [10-6]: Pitt, Car, Jax, NO, NY Giants, St. L, Cincy, Indy, Minn, Dallas, Seattle, Ny Jets, Denver, Chicago, NE, Philly

Mike Dickinson, www.freespeechrevolution.com [10-6]: Pit, Car, Jax, NO, GB, SF, Cincy, Indy, Min, Dallas, Seattle, Balt, Den, Chicago, NE, Philly

Serenity, www.serenity.net [10-6]: Pitt, Hst, Jax, T Bay, NY G, SF, Cincy, Tenn, Minn, Miami, Az, NY J, Oakland, KC, NE, Philly

Steve Volponi [9-7]: Pitt, Car, Atlanta, New Orleans, NY Giants, St. Louis, Cincy, Indy, Minn, Dallas, Az, Balt, Oakland, Chicago, SD, Philly

Indiana Adam [9-7]: Pitt, Car, Jax, New Orleans, Green Bay, St. L, Cincy, Indy, Detroit, Dallas, Arizona, Balt, Denver, Chicago, NE, Washington

Ryan from Jerry’s Deli [9-7]: Pitt, Carolina, Jax, NO, Green Bay, St. L, Cincy, Indy, Minn, Dallas, Seattle, Balt, Denver, Chicago, NE, Washington

Brian Wallace [8-8]: Buffalo, Houston, Jax, T Bay, Green Bay, St. Louis, Cincy, Tenn, Det, Dallas, Seattle, Baltimore, Denver, Chicago, NE, Philly

Tim Case [8-8]: Pitt, Car, Jax, New Orleans, Green Bay, St. Louis, Cincy, Indy, Minn, Dallas, Seattle, Balt, Denver, Chicago, SD, Philly