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Kid Vegas posts: Once upon a time I met this fat little chunky piggy named Nichole Parks. She ate at tremendous speeds large quantities of lard, and sausage links. When this fat, jiggly, pork eating hog, named Nichole Parks started doing porn she would travel with her tiny pungent, shit eating doggy, ruff-ruff. This dog looked as if it had escaped from a half possum, half rat nest, lacking the necessary food supplements. She built an empire based on after hour meetings, privates, some at very large distributors as I was informed. While the industry stood in Limbo, Nichole Parks broke those odds, even when there was a stand still due to the epidemic that has plagued the industry called HIV. Working twice without a test as I have known.

This kind of Washington State trash should be shipped back immediately right with the bad apples, and banished from creating other problems in this industry. Can we all spell STD’s…??? Not accusing, but considering, the possibilities for women that think all men want them for more then just their holes, like this one. Is that enough you ask, for slamming a real whore, I say NO. I have several messages from this girl as of today, threats from possible cops, her, and then begging for me to call her back. Just yesterday calling me with a message, “Rude for not calling back.”

I ask myself a question, why do I continually hang with dumb trouble making whores and I always come to this same scenario. I say, “because they are easy, I have a soft spot for chicks in general, fun to watch act out of control and ruin their lives with drugs as this one, make me money on occasion working with them, and I never have to ask what they are doing. The reason why is, they most likely have a dick in them as I make this statement now! Right? Whoredumbology can be fun, but beware of the following signs of this sickness. This is not an angry Kid Vegas, this is practice for what will hit in 2005, from Kid Vegas !!!

1.) your calls take more then a day to get returned.

2.) they call you names, then call you an hour later like nothing happened.

3.) They have people impersonate police officers calling threatening you for no apparent reason.

4.) they tell you they like you a lot.

5.) their pussy smells like a rotten egg, or very fishy.

6.) you are eating at dinner out and she-starts-a-stinkin.

7.) some dude answers the phone.

8.) you call and hear some sucking or fucking noises.

9.) you get locked out of the chicks bedroom while some guy goes in and locks the door, when you are the one left with strangers in the living room.

10.) they tell you, I have work, and you find them at some dudes walking out kissing him in the doorway.

11.) when a chick tells you, “you are lucky, that you know how many guys want to fuck me.”

12.) when you get flaked on more then twice in a month, with no call anything until a day later or until you have lost it and they answer after calling 20 times with a surprise like they did not hear your call.

13.) when they tell you, “don’t get it on my face,” anymore.

Kid Vegas over and out!!!!
 

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