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Would Tommy Gunn Shave His Goatee to Appear in Three’s Company XXX Porn Spoof?

Hollywood, CA- Superstar adult male performer Tommy Gunn finally did something he’s never done before to prepare for a role in a porn movie.

The 2007 AVN Male Performer of the Year, star of numerous mega-blockbuster adult movies agreed to shave off his famous goatee and mustache in order to co-star in the year’s funniest porn movie Not Three’s Company XXX due in stores March 3rd from X-Play/Hustler Video.

The New Jersey tough guy was given an ultimatum of sorts by producers Jeff Mullen and Scott David who dangled the coveted role of horny neighbor Larry Dallas in front of the buffed actor like a diamond ring in front of Carol Channing.

“I grew up with Three’s Company and I thought it was a funny sitcom and having been in the business so long wearing the hair and the goatee I thought it was a wonderful opportunity to try something daring. I love working with Scott and Jeff and the timing was perfect to shed the tough guy image”, Gunn said over a chicken lite salad at a famous Hollywood eatery.

“We wanted Tommy Gunn to be in the movie along with Jack, Janet and Chrissy from the moment we began writing the script,” Mullen said.

“Although Tommy had that east coast confidence we were looking for, he also had the goatee and mustache of a cartel leader and that was a no-no for the sleazy but lovable used car salesman Larry.”

Getting the actor to appear without facial hair was more difficult than anticipated as Gunn was initially resistant. X-Play’s sitcum.com producers were reduced to three options: applying torture, begging, or a media smear campaign all of which were finally eliminated.

Tommy Gunn eventually agreed to shave his face clean when he heard a vicious rumor later denied that his Captain Stagnetti character would be killed off in the third installment of Pirates when a cruise liner collides with his 16th Century Galleon ship.

“What the fuck is a cruise ship doing in the middle of the 16th century?” Gunn was heard muttering as he pulled out a straight edge razor and began trimming.

Not Three’s Company XXX tells a hilarious story that leads Larry into a crazy sexual interaction with horny neighbor Lana played bustily by Sienna West and Gunn was the perfect fit. When Jack loses his restaurant job the gang can’t afford rent so Chrissy picks up a night job leading Jack, Janet, the Ropers and Larry to think she’s become a hooker. Crazy, funny & dirty situations result in non-stop sex as gorgeous breasts, booty & snatch abound in this hardcore spoof of the classic ‘70s TV show.

Not Three’s Company XXX has the look and feel of the original ABC television show complete with picture perfect sets, costumes, and an engaging script but brings hardcore sex as something the original viewers could only imagine seeing.

“This is a really funny movie and people will really enjoy it. I had fun making it, Gunn stated”.

“We’re happy that Tommy shaved his face bald to co-star in Not Three’s Company XXX because we really think he did a great job and this is by far the best comedy of the year even though it’s only February,” Mullen said.

“Then why the hell am I not on the box cover?” Gunn exclaimed as he left the X-Play offices. “It’s just a minor editorial fuckup Tommy. We’ll fix it in post,” came the reply of director Will Ryder.

Not Three’s Company XXX stars beautiful rookie starlet Brynn Tyler as Chrissy, Penny Flame as Janet and Van Damage as Jack, The ensemble cast also includes rising superstars Jenny Hendrix and Madison Scott, along with Sienna West, Roxy Jezel, Allyssa Hall, funnyman James Bartholet, Eric Swiss, Scott Lyons, Cynthia Damage the great Ron Jeremy, Dino Bravo along with Nina Hartley as Mr. & Mrs. Roper and the wonderfully clean shaven Tommy Gunn as Larry.

If your favorite store doesn’t stock it, ask them to order Not Three’s Company XXX in stores March 3rd.

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