In the wild and wooley days of the adult Internet, the meanest man west of the Pecos couldn’t compare to some of the characters whose exploits were chronicled daily on websites such as mine.

Not that these people were mean, they were, well, wacky. And their daily slugfests made for very interesting reading along with the morning’s cup of coffee.

There was Damian Michaels, Chuck Martino, Bianca Trump, DK, Galactica Galaxina, Mike Albo threatening to kill Luke Ford; Johnny Toxic, Kid Sparkle, Kid Vegas, Lynn Lopatin and her strange love obsession with Dave Hardman; Brandy Alexandre, Bill Whitrock and his periscope toilet…The list goes on, but the Internet, sadly, is a more boring place without them.

Another addition to that group is Mad Jack, a director out of Vegas who was always tooting his horn in bizarre ways, challenging someone to duels or getting one of the female performers knocked up.

While I haven’t talked to Jack in years I hear there was a Jack sighting last week in Porn Valley. Jeff from JM productions was told there was someone looking for him. Turns out it was Mad Jack who left a brochure and apparently he’s now selling meat for a website called, www.eprimecuts.com.

Jack also wrote Jeff a note reminding him that he used to shoot for KBeech but is now selling meat and that he can give him better prices.

“The absurdity level on this is pretty high,” laughs Jeff.