Porn Valley- If there wasn’t an acknowledged curse of KSEX before, there certainly is one now. In recent months at least 9 KSEX employees and those affiliated in some way to KSEX have had automobile accidents. The recent additions to the list now include Ginger Lynn who lost a bumper in an accident Tuesday and Dick Nasty who may have totaled his Lexus Friday night after leaving the studio where he had made an appearance to introduce newcomer Victoria Sin. Neither Nasty nor Sin were injured and we have a call into Ginger to see what’s up.
Nasty’s accident happened near his house [about 400 yards away] when an ’87 Buick attempting to make a left turn from the opposite lane careened into Nasty who was attempting to go straight through an intersection. “He just didn’t see me,” said Nasty. “I had no time to stop or anything. I got my foot to the brake and hit ten feet. Lucky I wasn’t going too fast. Instead of waiting like he was supposed to, he didn’t.” Nasty said his car was pretty well damaged all along the front left and driver’s side, and he couldn’t drive it even if he wanted to. “There’s mechanical damage as well as body work. He hit me where he could do the most damage to my car, basically.” Oddly enough, before he went to KSEX on Friday, Nasty was out looking for a new car. “If I had bought the car I would have been very, very upset.” It was suggested the incident might hasten the purchase and Nasty said he’s already acquired the new car. “I’m driving it.”
It was mentioned to Nasty that every time we talk to him, it seems as though it’s automobile-related. “But they’re not my fault that people hit me.” Nasty believes this marks the first time he’s been hit by someone who actually has insurance. Or at least good insurance. Hardly shaken, Nasty said he went out and did a job right afterwards Friday night. “It’s not like it was a terrible accident or anything.”
In other KSEX tallies, Lisa Sparxxx nearly totaled her car in a parking lot back in October when an unsuspecting driver slammed her while not paying attention. Also on the list are Jason Sechrest, Alana Evans, Gauge’s boyfriend and Vandalia. You might also want to toss in Chef Jeff’s various vandalism mishaps into the mix.