This week’s Adult Cyber Mart Porn Babe of the Week www.adultcybermart.com/PornBOWPast.html, Tori Black, hails from Seattle, Washington and is a Virgo.

Seattle, because of its depressing rainfall, ranks highest among the suicide cities, and Virgo women are meticulous, clean freaks with a cockeyed sense of humor.

Which is to say that any thoughts of settling down with Tori in her hometown suggests you’ll probably be dead within a year but will at least have fresh smelling underwear with Tori laughing her ass off as the paramedics wheel you away in the gurney. That may be an exaggeration.

Having won all the major adult industry awards there are to win including Penthouse Pet of the Month acclaim, Tori this past week was named XRCO’s Female Performer of the Year.

These distinctions put her in the rarefied company of an Alexander The Great who was supposed to have cried because there were no worlds left for him to conquer.

After that, Alex, a notorious homo known for his Gordion knot of sexual deviances, died at the age of 32 from a perforation caused by years of heavy drinking. Although Alex, a borderline Cancer, did share a birthday with Ernest Hemingway and Don Knotts.

Whereas Tori‘s an admitted bi-sexual. So where she goes sexually from here appears to be a flip of the coin. And because Tori admits a preference for Belvedere Cranberry, Belvedere Red Bull and champagne, we suggest extreme moderation lest her bowels discharge ugly warning signs that can’t be dismissed.

Athletic Tori stands 5’9” and at one time weighed a robust 170 pounds. As a young woman she indulged in boxing [she says she has an iron jaw], soccer, basketball and football.

Having fooled around with sexually loose chicks from Reading, Pennsylvania of that size and Tom Boy disposition, we can only say from experience that you’d have a lot of professional athletes to fight off for that woman’s affections.

As the adult industry generally does, though, it successfully talks a luscious woman into anorexia, and Tori lost a subsequent 30 pounds. You may have read somewhere about funeral arrangements being made for her ass.

Ironic, in one sense, because Tori thoroughly enjoys it in the buttocks, so you’d think she’d be inclined to offer more of it to an ardent admirer. Nevertheless, it’s her life and not ours to question.

Another confounding choice came with Tori’s dropping journalism school in favor of porn. Had Tori, who loves to write, pursued her original goals, who knows what could have happened or where she would have landed?

Tori may have been among those in a disgruntled $105 Million class action suit against Arianna Huffington and AOL for alleged promise of wages never paid.

All things considered, journalism’s loss is obviously erotica’s gain. Possibly the mainstream’s as well.

Similar to what Angelina Armani did, Tori, who has played Wonder Woman in a porno knockoff, decided to stretch her acting muscles in a horror movie titled Half Moon which was released last month.

One reviewer writes: “Half Moon isn’t so much a horror movie as it is a droning mumblecore arthouse movie that mistakenly thinks it has more going on in its head than it actually does… Tori Black may be a porno pro but is still too much of an amateur actress to carry a film that is predominately a series of long conversations between her and one of two other actors. Marek Matousek as a remorseful werewolf guy does okay holding his end of the bargain, but like Black, he has absolutely nothing whatsoever the least bit interesting to say.

“Oh, wait. She does have one interesting thing to talk about. Tori Black nearly in tears decrying having anal sex with a stranger? Forgive me if I found this a little funny in an ironic sort of way.”

Obviously a critic whose guilty pleasure is jacking off secretly to anal queens.

Were that all to be said. Except Jason Toler, the director and producer of the film, decided to bare his claws with a rattle of public grievances and existential agony.

Particularly after Black supposedly agreed to co-finance part of the budget of the film on the condition she be given an executive producers credit and be repaid her investment from the gross receipts when the film received distribution.

Are we digressing? Certainly, but any type of scandal involving money and bad feelings is fun and worth devoting a few paragraphs to.

According to Toler, Black was expected to contribute in the discussions as to how the film was to be marketed and sold. Black evidently declined, stating that she no longer wanted to be involved in any aspect of the film, requested that she not be contacted again and urged her public to avoid the movie at all costs.

Almost like the architect of The Titanic refusing to take the maiden voyage, you might say.

Whole some cynics might call that a rat deserting a sinking ship, we call it artistic integrity.