Porn Valley- Alana Evans, www.alanaevans.com was on Jason Sechrest’s KSEX show several weeks ago. That was the time when Evans was making her first public appearance with her new tits. Sechrest announced it as the whole new Alana. Evans was wearing a t-shirt proclaiming her to be A Sinner for Life.

Evans began her sinning as a young child, she said. She kissed her first girl at the age of five. Sechrest said Evans was now lugging grapefruits in her new persona and must have gone to Jill Kelly’s doctor.

Evans said she went to her own, however. Sechrest said it was scary because Evans had the same nipples and areolas but with a new, hugeness behind them. It was noted that Evans had a show on KSEX, that she started as a co-ho for Wankus and that she and Chris Evans eventually started in with their own show a year after that. Evans explained that she and Chris are married “on the dark side” but not in real life. Alana met Chris at his dad’s house which was serving as a porno set.

“Chris was trying to get into the business and he contacted Anabolic a couple of times,” she explained. “They invited him to come to sets. They day we had to shoot one of my scenes was a d.p. – oh, yeah with Mark Davis and Jon Dough. It was the first time I ever squirted. It was rad. It was at Chris’ father’s house. They called Chris. We need a location.” But Alana first thought Chris was her talent for the day and got hot thinking about it.

“Back then I didn’t work with guys I didn’t know,” she said. “We talked. We hung out. I didn’t call him for two days which is what girls do.” Asked what happened to their KSEX Show, Evans said she and Chris got too busy. At the time of the interview, Evans said she was in talks with two different companies for her services, that she’s been in porn for seven years.

“Me having tits is a big deal,” she said. Evans mentioned that she was also ready to direct. Sechrest asked her if she was sending Chris out to bang women for a living. Evans said Chris was now working for Extreme using the name Chris Justice.

“He’s performing solely for them,” she said. “But he’s been given permission to do other projects.” When Jason assumed that she and Chris were making good money, Alana replied, “He works for Rob Black…. he’s doing alright.” Alana said it was very weird for her to be back around those people, that she shot for them years ago.

“It’s a trip that they’re back in my life and they’re my friends again.” Alana said Lizzie Borden wants to sodomize her butt and that Tom Byron was planning a big comeback.

“He’s been doing great- he’s been working out. He quit smoking. He quit drinking. He’s lost weight. Tommy’s coming back.” Evans said she was very excited about all the new things going on. She also announced that she was a Mofo Girl and that every couple of weeks she gets new selections to choose from.

“Any time they go anywhere they travel in an entourage- you walk in a room, they know you’re a Mofo girl. When you see Flower Tucci, you know Mofo’s gotta be somewhere around. And now I’m really happy to be part of a family that includes Flower, Tiffany Mynx, Belladonna, Olivia O’Lovely…”

Jason thought Alana’s done some pretty crazy shit on camera. Evans said she’s old fashioned dirty compared to some of the girls now in the business, that she wouldn’t take two dicks in her ass.

“All these chicks- I don’t know how they do it- they can stretch their ass like it’s nothing,” said Evans. She also said that she’s doing her own p.r. and that it was a job to keep her name out there so no one thought she died. Sechrest also mentioned that Alana was one of the first girls to do a solo show for his website, www.jasoncurious.com

A conversation got on to Jason having eaten Alana out.

“You were definitely not the last girl I eat out,” said Sechrest. “The last girl I ate out was Lisa Sparxx.”

“Maybe I should have been the last one,” Evans quipped.

Sechrest conceded that Sparxx was an amazing kisser.

“I’m so used to men- hard kissing,” said Sechrest. “Like take you by the throat kissing. When I kissed her it was, like, a Mariah Carey song, butterflies and glitter and rainbows. I was oh my God what is this? It was very sensual.” When Sechrest suggested that Alana and Lisa hook up, Evans said she didn’t know about that, that she and Sparxx had some beef back in the day related to Chris Evans.

“Sometimes he takes it a little too far,” said Alana. “Sometimes he doesn’t. Sometimes they’re psycho. Sometimes they try to leak it out to the press.” For his part, Sechrest said when he’s with a new guy, all his old tricks come out of the woodwork and want to fuck him without a condom, comparing their ass to the new boyfriend’s.

“His ass isn’t as good as mine- it’s all evil. It has to be evil for girls and gay guys to get off,” mused Sechrest. “There has to be something very naughty and very sinful about it.” Evans said she and Chris have been together six years, now. In the school of love, Sechrest likened Alana to being in her sophomore year of college with Chris. Alana was told that if the relationship makes it to January of next year that she’s finally going to get a ring.

“And we’ll have a real porno wedding!”

Evans said invitees will have to dress nice. “No fuckin’ fish nets!” Jason said he always thought that Alana and Chris were married. “I always assumed you were married.” To that, Alana said all she wants is a last name for real and be really legal.