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Another Look at Classic Porn: Debbie Does Dallas Again- from Arrow Productions; a review

A feature that’s seen more sequels and prequels than Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Debbie Does Dallas was a great porn film in its day. In fact, any day.

And there’s always been the unenviable task to recreate, for contemporary audiences, the classic Debbie cheerleader vibe. Vivid’s made a number of attempts including the latest reincarnation from the alt-prince Eon McKai.

But what feature boasts the incomparable Debi Diamond? With a script by Clinton Darke [including every imaginable football-sex double entendre under a stadium dome], who later went on to write for the mainstream, Hall of Fame legend Fred Lincoln directs Debbie Does Dallas Again for Arrow Productions, www.xxxdeepthroat.com. [Not to be confused with the Vivid title.]

You might say Lincoln was skimping on electricity judging by the lighting on some of the sets, but, other than that, the show delivers by being cute and devoid of intellectual challenge.

Diamond heads up a cast that includes Sunset Thomas, Misty Rain, Tammi Ann and Steffi with Ron Jeremy playing Fat Charlie the bookie.

Fat Charlie’s given a proposition by the mob – lose the game at any cost or lose your testacles. And because Charlie’s gal Friday [Steffi] has friends on the inside, a bribe of $50,000 doesn’t seem too much of a stretch to put the game in the bag and save Charlie’s. From here the sex part of the script pretty much writes itself as Tammi Ann anally seduces the star quarterback Steve Drake, and Diamond’s mission is to get to the wide receiver [Blake Palmer] who’s a prayer-spoutin’ faithful husband.

It doesn’t take Diamond very long to complete her first pass as Palmer goes deep in her end zone. Obviously a graduate of The Sorpranos school of diction, mob guy Tom Byron makes a visit to see that Charlie’s going through with the deal. And because Steffi’s the only one in the office, that situation increases the liklihood of sexual activity with an over the desk romp. [Byron bets her $100 she can’t make him cum in less than 12 mintues.]

The big TD play in this little opus is the lesbian locker room antics that involve, Diamond, Thomas and Misty.

Rain gets penalized 15 yards for illegal use of a dildo, and Diamonds’s got the threeway well managed with her lively tongue, frisky fingers and typical ferociousness. Fans still ask about Debi to this day, and this show’s a chance to recapture the glory that was hers during a marvelous reign in porn.

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