“Brazzers may have been holding back cards with a winning Gin Rummy hand. Lo and behold, comes the discovery of the brilliant film noir homage, Reservoir Au Revoir starring Charlie Sheen and none other than Kylie Ireland. We’d expect Sheen, master of the practical joke and the only man in LA getting more ass than Dov Charney, to pull something like this. Except it’s legit.

Sheen, from what we’re told, assumes the hard bitten, tough guy mantle usually reserved for the likes of a Jean Paul Belmondo and Eddie Constantine, a source close to Reservoir Au Revoir, tells us.

“Charlie can smoke a cigarette with the best of any French actor. He’s brilliant as a down-on-his heels P.I. who’s played for a sap by a pretty dame.”

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