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Brazzers’ Reservoir Sluts Rip Off, Rips Off Exquisite Films’ Ripoff

When is it time to stop with all the porn parodies? Apparently now. AVN is hyping Reservoir Sluts from, directed by Brazzers director Brett Brando. The concept, according to the hype, is loosely based on Reservoir Dogs and reworked to produce a “dramatic, sometimes comedic version of the cult classic for adult entertainment audiences.”

The lead roles of three porn star criminals are played by Nikki Benz, Lisa Ann and Juelz Ventura.

The storyline: A trio of strangers is hired by crime boss Mickey Sunshine to carry out a robbery. Though they are confident of the operation’s success, the police show up at the exact time of the offense, creating suspicions of a rat in the group.

During a shootout with police, Ms. Blonde kidnaps a rookie officer and takes him back to a secret location, where his fate will be decided based on how well he sexually gratifies his captors.

“This spoof is sure to become a classic Brazzers scene, with Benz cast as Ms. Blonde, the psychotic career criminal; Lisa Ann plays Ms. White, the savvy veteran criminal; while the role of the neurotic, over-thinking criminal is played by Juelz Ventura.”

The 54-minute-long feature is an exclusive scene to, and will be released on DVD later this year.

But let us not forget: from – Late last year, we reported that adult film production company Exquisite Films was working on a three-hour porn version of Quentin Tarantino’s Reservoir Dogs, to be titled Reservoir Dogs XXX.

Well, now the trailer’s here, and other than the fact that Steve Buscemi, etc. have now been replaced by famous porn actresses, it looks like a surprisingly careful recreation of the original.

Bleeding Cool sent Jeffrey Laub, a filmmaker who’s taught a college course on Tarantino’s Reservoir Dogs, to the check out the set of Reservoir Dogs XXX. According to his report, Reservoir Dogs XXX hews very closely to the source material:

When I visited the set of Reservoir Dogs XXX, I was allowed to see a copy of the script. After flipping through several pages, I realized that I was holding a copy of the original Reservoir Dogs script by Quentin Tarantino, with a ‘Reservoir Dogs XXX‘ cover page stapled to it.

Apparently, director General Stone even goes so far as to reconstruct minor details of the original shots:

On his monitor, he would flip back and forth between his cameraman’s shot and the footage from the original film, ensuring that he was faithfully recreating the original. Stone even went so far as to have Ms. White fold some loose change into her handkerchief, so that when she pulled it out of her pocket to wipe Ms. Orange’s face, the change would fall to the ground, just like it did with Harvey Keitel.

Which is all very interesting, but still doesn’t explain how anyone could make Reservoir Dogs sexy. As much as I liked the original Reservoir Dogs, “erotically charged” is not a phrase I would have chosen to describe it. The XXX trailer does nothing to clarify things, either.

While I’m amused by the predictably terrible line readings — admit it, it’d be disappointing if a porn parody actually featured good acting — there’s little about the commercial that suggests sexy times ahead. I can only assume that the filmmakers are saving the all interesting stuff for the actual film.

Reservoir Dogs XXX stars Chanel Preston, Andy San Dimas, Lizzy Borden, Kimberly Kane, and Raylene. It’s three hours long, compared to the original’s lean 100-minute runtime. The film will be released this April.

See the trailer:


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